There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

It is not the crook in modern business that we fear, but the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.