There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin.


Billy Joel

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I really need a gin and tonic.
CAMILLA PARKER BOWLES
I really need a gin and tonic.
CAMILLA BOWLES
Ah, thank you,' said Ford. He and Arthur took their jynnan tonnyx. Arthur sipped his, and was surpri...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
His style is sort of pop, like Billy Joel or Elton John.
CHRIS BRANDON
Billy Joel is an incredible musician. He just feels like one of the guys, you know. I grew up listen...
ACTION BRONSON
I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG
A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another g...
ROY BLOUNT, JR.
A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another g...
ROY BLOUNT JR.
A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having anoth...
ROY BLOUNT, JR.
The early Billy Joel stuff I fell in love with, like Glass Houses, is a real rock record.
GAVIN DEGRAW
It's exciting. It's a double dose of Billy Joel.
BARBARA BOCHNER
My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.
KYLE DUNNIGAN
Theres an old saying that victory has 100 fathers and defeat is an orphan.
JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY
Billy Joel and Joe Jackson were both great, and they both play piano.
BEN FOLDS
My favorites growing up were always Billy Joel, Michael Jackson... and Placido Domingo.
JOSH YOUNG
It was phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. It's Billy Joel - what else do you have to say?
JOSH DAVIS
Elton John and Billy Joel, I find them both to be huge inspirations, those guys are so talented.
KYGO
The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wi...
WILL DURANT
I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic.
DENIS THATCHER
I happen to be a guy who also plays the piano and sings, so people automatically associate me with B...
GAVIN DEGRAW
There are some seminal things that happened in the '70s for me: Billy Joel and Jackson 5.
ISAAC HANSON
For me, '52nd Street' is quintessential Billy Joel. I bought that record as a kid and listen...
DARIUS RUCKER
Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.
BILLY JOEL
Seeing eye to an eye is a must, especially when there lies a case, or an intent, to meet; even by in...
PRIYAVRAT THAREJA
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking a...
JOHNNY DEPP
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at...
JOHNNY DEPP
Everyone seems to be really excited. I mean, everyone was really excited about the concert. It's lik...
BARBARA BOCHNER
I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear 'The Stranger.' 'You May Be Right' ma...
ADAM PALLY
I listen to Billy Joel. He is fabulous. I saw him with Elton John when they toured together, it was ...
MARLEE MATLIN
I just want to make things right. I don't know if Billy Joel knows, but as an entertainer, and the f...
ALICE ALYCE
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, lookin...
JOHNNY DEPP
The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m...
ANDREW TO
Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt...
ANDREW TO
Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank...
ANDREW TO
The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ...
ANDREW TO
Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
ANDREW TO
We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ...
ANDREW TO
Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO
I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
ANDREW TO
We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO
I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO
When I started out, I wanted to be Billy Joel. The plan was to be a singer-songwriter of that ilk, a...
JASON ROBERT BROWN
Now that I am alone, I don't have to hide it; I don't have to hide anything any longer. I can let my...
ROALD DAHL
Hell, I'm an old man. I'm 70 years old. I'm supposed to be sitting on a rocking chair wa...
M. EMMET WALSH
Oh, yeah, I've always thought of covering some of my influences like Billy Joel, Elton John, Ste...
JON SECADA
To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.
WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY
Most people are blown away by the fact that Beck is Jewish... and Billy Joel. I didn't know he w...
GUY OSEARY
I'm born and raised Long Island. Billy Joel, Paul Simon, Ben Gibbard - melody-driven guys... The...
JON BELLION
When the man who knows all about the fruit fly chromosomes finds himself sitting next to an authorit...
BRAND BLANSHARD
To love means to be actively concerned for the life and the growth of another.
IRVIN D. YALOM
We are excited to present the talents of MCG on legendary Steinway instruments. From Chopin to Billy...
BILL ANDREWS
I am at my core a singer/songwriter a la James Taylor or a la Billy Joel. It's not that I don...
BRIAN MCKNIGHT
I can't help the look of accusation in your eyes
LULLABY TO AN ANXIOUS CHILD
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.
C.S. FORESTER
Next to coming to a good understanding with a new mistress, I love a quarrel with an old one.
SIR GEORGE ETHEREGE
Next to coming to a good understanding with a new mistress, I love a quarrel with an old one.
GEORGE ETHEREGE
Next to coming to a good understanding with a new mistress, I love a quarrel with an old one
GEORGE ETHEREGE
At heart, 'Chef' is a daddy-daycare fable about an overextended man who teaches his 10-year-...
RICHARD CORLISS
As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense...
BILLY JOEL
Act in such a way that you treat humanity, whether in your own person or in the person of any other,...
IMMANUEL KANT
No one else can make you happy, and putting that expectation on the other will doom both of you. You...
PENELOPE DOUGLAS
Next door, there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. And hi...
BEN FOLDS
An old man in love is like a flower in winter
PORTUGUESE PROVERB
In the Presence of Love...there are Miracles...Live Love, Give Love and Miracle will follow Miracle ...
DEBORAH BROOKS
The first marriage for a man is a big lesson, the second a grave blunder, the third a fatal accident...
ANUJ SOMANY
I let the cast improvise a lot, especially with the slang, where they would say 'g and t' for gin an...
WOODY ALLEN
Love is the root of all happiness and all sorrow and theres not much in between.
CHASE KITCHENS
I am proud to be your father
SOTONYE ANGA
I am proud to be your son
SOTONYE ANGA
It is with an old love as it is with old age a man lives to all the miseries, but is dead to all the...
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD
In conversation the game is, to say something new with old words. And you shall observe a man of the...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
I'm kind of old-school and love nothing more than sitting, opening a book, and reading it. But I...
NICK CAVE
She always believed love was good and hate was much better. But, indifference would’ve made her a ...
A.A. GUPTE
Hee wrongs not an old man that steales his supper from him.
GEORGE HERBERT
This boy needs a dog.
What makes you say that?
He needs someone or something to play with ...
KENT HARUF
Next door, there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. An...
BEN FOLDS
Joel had an outstanding tournament.
JAMES SHERIDAN
A lonely man is a lonesome thing, a stone, a bone, a stick, a receptacle for Gilbey's gin, a stooped...
JOHN CHEEVER
A lonely man is a lonesome thing, a stone, a bone, a stick, a receptacle for Gilbey's gin, a stooped...
JOHN CHEEVER
I love Billy Joel's music, but let's put it this way - I think this is a frustrated, ugly man.
FRANKIE AVALON
You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long.
MARCUS AURELIUS
You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long.
MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO
Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up.
“I thought you must be dead …” he said ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
A soldier when aged is not appreciated; the love of an old man sickens.
OLD SONG
A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man.
PERCIVAL ARLAND USSHER
A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man.
MIGUEL DE UNAMUNO
I grew up in the '70s, and I hear in my own stuff a lot of what I grew up listening to, which is...
JASON ROBERT BROWN
Life is so short, and love is so big. Too big for life! That's why, when you love someone, they'd be...
C. JOYBELL C.
Finding peace and contentment with Evernight—two emotions he was certain he’d never found in bed...
KRISTEN CALLIHAN
Be kind to an old man.
WALTER CRONKITE
When her guests were awash with champagne and with gin,
She was recklessly sober, as sharp as a ...
WILLIAM PLOMER
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind. (on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy M...
MICKEY RIVERS
There was an old man of Quebec,
Who was buried in snow to his neck.
When asked,
RUDYARD KIPLING
Who sleeps at night? No one is sleeping.

In the cradle a child is screaming.

An old ...
MARINA TSVETAEVA
A young woman married to an old man must behave like an old woman.
VIKRANT PARSAI
It is going to take a very brave man to love me.
AMANDA HOLDEN
The worst thing that can happen to a man is to lose his money, the next worst his health, the next w...
SAMUEL BUTLER
The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.
ANAIS NIN
It is good to love the unknown.
CHARLES LAMB
I was an old man when I was 12; and now I am an old man, AND IT'S SPLENDID!
THORNTON WILDER

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Musicians want to be the loud voice for so many quiet hearts.
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In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. B...
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I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
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If I need a cause for celebrationOr a comfort I can use to ease my mindI rely on my imaginationAnd I...
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[Does Joel feel a particular resonance with any of this year's other nominees? Sure, he says -- Paul...
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Shades of grey wherever I goThe more I find out the less that I knowBlack and white is how it should...
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I'm still dealing with the 21-year-old me. That idealist, that purist, that young, noble, and somewh...
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun
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Don't go trying some new fashionDon't change the color of your hair. . . .I could not love you any b...
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I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
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The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing ch...
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I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are ...
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I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
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Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
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The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
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I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
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A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
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They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat...
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better ...
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Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can giv...
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Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being...
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I've crashed my car three times.
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The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better w...
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Don't go changing, to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too famili...
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The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
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Historically, musicians know what it is like to be outside the norm - walking the high wire without ...
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If it seems like I've been lost in 'lets remember', If it seems I'm gettin' older and missin' my you...
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.
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It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
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You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can truly call you...
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Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!Don't ask me why.
BILLY JOEL
And the word spread of Billy the Kid.
BILLY JOEL
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn...
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If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who ne...
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We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as one of our most s...
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They say that these are not the best of timesBut they're the only times I've ever knownAnd I believe...
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When I was 19, I made my first good week's pay as a club musician. It was enough money for me to...
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We might be laughing a bit too loudBut that never hurt no one.
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Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don't. I write in hot blood.
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I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do...
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Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!
Don't ask me why.
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In an age of incompetence, I've been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to...
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I have a theory that is the only original things we ever do are mistakes. The only thing that we can...
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I was homeless when I was younger and I was suicidal when I was 21. Anything that has happened after...
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Singles don't represent me. Albums do.
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No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
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I ride my own motorcycles, People are like, 'God, the guy is bad enough on cars!' Actually I have a ...
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We came in spastic, like tameless horses. We left in plastic as numbered corpses.
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You can walk away from your mistakes.You can turn your back on what you do.Just a little smile is al...
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Now, we lives our lives...So nonchalant...We spend our time...So 'Bon Vivant'...Our stylish nights.....
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You've got your passion. You've got your pride.But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?Drea...
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I don't know if people are going to remember some of these songs we're going to do tonight. Hell, I ...
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Drank a lot of take home pay.
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I thinking of people like Phil Ramone or George Martin,
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It's not just the market fluctuation. It's also what's going on with these big companies. Everyone's...
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I hate making videos. Songs are not visual. You get it out of the air. You don't watch it on MTV.
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have a good reason to be scared.
BILLY JOEL
Only the Good Die Young
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Went off to school, and learned to serve the state.Followed the rules, and drank his vodka straight....
BILLY JOEL
Slow down, you crazy child.You're so ambitious for a juvenile.
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Clear as a crystal... Sharp as a knife...I feel like I'm in the prime of my life.
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They all want your white body, and they await your reply.But, between you and me, and this Staten Is...
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I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.
BILLY JOEL
She's got a smile that heals meI don't know why it isBut I have to laugh when she reveals me.
BILLY JOEL
I know that everybody has a dreamEverybody has a dreamAnd this is my dream, my ownJust to be at home...
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She can kill with a smile,She can wound with her eyes.
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You may never understandHow the Stranger is inspired,But he is not always evil,And he is not always ...
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There are certain artists who have taken it upon themselves to save the world, and I find that gets ...
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Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.
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You see firemen, you see cops, and these guys risk their lives everyday. They do this all the time ....
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If you said good-bye to me tonight,There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL
Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down before.
BILLY JOEL
When you look into my eyesAnd you see the crazy gypsy in my soulIt always comes as a surpriseWhen I ...
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Some people sleep all alone every nightInstead of taking a lover to bedSome people find that it's ea...
BILLY JOEL
I see the winos talking to themselvesAnd I can understand.
BILLY JOEL
What will it take till you believe in meThe way that I believe in you.
BILLY JOEL
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone.
BILLY JOEL
In every heart there is a roomA sanctuary safe and strongTo heal the wounds from lovers pastUntil a ...
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Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally cool.
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Slow down you're doing fineYou can't be everything you want to beBefore your time.
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Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair. . . .
I could not love...
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In every heart there is a room
A sanctuary safe and strong
To heal the wounds from lovers pa...
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Slow down you're doing fine
You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time.
BILLY JOEL
But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe.
BILLY JOEL
I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good t...
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I can't remember faces, don't remember names, but after awhile and a thousand miles it all becomes t...
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Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more.
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As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense...
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They showed you a statue and told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayBut they nev...
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I promised I would never leave youAnd you should always knowWherever you may goNo matter where you a...
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I was drawn to boxing because I got beat up as a kid. I was the kid with the piano books in a New Yo...
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Hot funk, cold punk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me.
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If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought t...
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People in music lie, but they don't expect you to believe them. People in television actually expect...
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What if she figures out you're not very smart?
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But I don't want some pretty faceTo tell me pretty liesAll I want is someone to believe.
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Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow a...
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Honesty is such a lonely wordEveryone is so untrueHonest is hardly ever heardAnd mostly what I need ...
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If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.
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People who are looking for art in rock 'n' roll or pop are looking for something that either doesn't...
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You Catholic girls start much too lateBut sooner or later it comes down to fateI might as well be th...
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You can speak your mindBut not on my time.
BILLY JOEL
Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation.
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You can't go home with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You don't sleep with the Rock and Roll Hall o...
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The happiest times in my life were when my relationships were going well -- when I was in love with ...
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I know I'm searching for somethingSomething so undefinedThat it can only be seenBy the eyes of the b...
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If I'm gonna be losing it, I might as well be doing it right
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She will promise you moreThan the Garden of EdenThen she'll carelessly cut youAnd laugh while you're...
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I am no longer afraid of becoming lost, because the journey back always reveals something new, and t...
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If you want to know what life is like in the Soviet Union, go to your local department of motor vehi...
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You may be rightI may be crazyBut it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.
BILLY JOEL
If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
BILLY JOEL
Go on and cry in your coffee, but don't come bitching to me.
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We all have a face that we hide away forever,And we take them out and show ourselves when everyone h...
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I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable.
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Don't be afraid to try againEveryone goes southEvery now and then.
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I believe that all important matters have to be settled here, not in the clouds somewhere after we k...
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They're sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it's better than drinking alone.
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You've got yoga honeyI've got beerYou got overpricedAnd I got weird.
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Part of me is afraid to let go of this other thing, which was so hugely successful. But on the other...
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...And you're the only one who knows.
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The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
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Videos destroyed the vitality of rock and roll. Before that, music said, "Listen to me." Now it says...
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I have been both praised and criticized. The criticism stung, but the praise sometimes bothered me e...
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You can get what you want or you can just get old.
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Well we're waiting here in Allentown,
For the Pennsylvania we never found,
For the promise...
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Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something...
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I think historically America has been pretty tolerant. It seems when there's a mass influx from ...
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I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about ...
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.
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I did write a letter to the archdiocese who'd banned the song, Only the Good Die Young, asking t...
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Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music.
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When I look at great works of art or listen to inspired music, I sense intimate portraits of the spe...
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Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand.
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Artists - musicians, painters, writers, poets - always seem to have had the most accurate perception...
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As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are not crazy or completely out of o...
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I definitely prefer being a lover than a fighter.
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So before we end and then begin
We'll drink a toast to how it's been
A few more hours to b...
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Well, he robbed his way from Utah to Oklahoma
And the law just could not seem to track him down<...
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Call me a joker, call me a fool
Right at this moment I'm totally cool.
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I don't think what has happened to me is that different from what happens to most people. The only d...
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the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane.
-JOEL
If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL "THE LONGEST TIME"
If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially.
JOEL OSTEEN
When the negative thoughts come - and they will; they come to all of us - it's not enough to jus...
JOEL OSTEEN
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
JOEL MCHALE
God made you a masterpiece - be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped.
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A pig has a plow on the end of its nose because it does meaningful work with it. It is built to dig ...
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We live in a culture that relishes tearing others down. It's ultimately more fulfilling, though,...
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Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best d...
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I think that God gives you your own will and choices. I don't believe that we're supposed to...
JOEL OSTEEN
If we're going to bring out the best in people, we, too, need to sow seeds of encouragement.
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If I play a villain, I try to find his lightness and his good side. And if I play a hero or a good g...
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If you don't set the tone for the day, the devil will set it for you.
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I always try to put a seed of hope into people's hearts. I'm not there to teach them doctrin...
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I love 'Breaking Bad.' I'd watch Bryan Cranston read the phone book, for days.
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I'm hardly digging trenches for a living. I'm getting to tap into my boyhood fantasies of be...
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I would have happily done 'Bourne Legacy,' but a lot of decisions are made for you.
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I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
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It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and...
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My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be ...
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Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while yo...
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It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor need...
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Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
JOEL MCHALE
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
JOEL MCHALE
Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair gla...
JOEL MCHALE
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty r...
JOEL MCHALE
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
JOEL MCHALE
We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a s...
JOEL COEN
Resting metabolic rate is largely genetically determined, but our calorie intake has an effect as we...
JOEL FUHRMAN
Combine anti-cancer foods to maximize protection against all cancers: A number of plant foods are as...
JOEL FUHRMAN
Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message tha...
JOEL SALATIN
Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa...
JOEL BENENSON
We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g...
JOEL OSTEEN
Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.
JOEL EDGERTON
When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ...
JOEL SALATIN
Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN
I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God...
JOEL OSTEEN
When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN
I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON
Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN
There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG
Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN
You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN
Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN
He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES
Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER
Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN
I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN
The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN
In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN
The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN
Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN
Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN