There's good cops, but there's more bad cops than good cops around here.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

The Cop. She has a steel grid in front of her mind, and for anything in the outer world to reach her it first has to squeeze through the bars of that grid. Information has to be broken into small cubes; information and data packaged in two-dimensional squares are preferable to three-dimensional cubes however: they pass through the grid more quickly and once they reach the Cop’s mind take up less space there.

My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say 'Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job' all the fucking time.

I'm a strict materialist - but the police are brutal materialists.