Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

I love really good food and I don't ever want to spend too much for it, but I like hanging out and having really good, tasty, interesting food.

A vice president in an advertising agency is a "molehill man" who has until 5 PM to make a molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished even before lunch.

There's good cops, but there's more bad cops than good cops around here.

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.