These films are hilarious yet sad in their own ways.

Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson.

Basically employers are telling me I need a job for experience and experience for a job.

We're definitely not there yet. We're pretty good. Offensively, we do some good things, but we're still a ways away from where we need to be.

It's hilarious to watch tapes of ourselves from back then, ... We were very green -- but very enthusiastic.

What is hardest to accept about the passage of time is that the people who once mattered the most to us wind up in parentheses.