These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

Sometimes our driver is the only person that our meals on wheels participants see everyday.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

A-Rod don't want to be the straw that stirs the drink. He want to be known as a fair guy who goes out and help a team to win a pennant. He's a great guy.

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

Once he gets in and just plays natural, be himself, he's going to do great. I like this guy. He's not afraid of anything, and that's how you have to be.