They have no diapers, and they all have diarrhea and they pee all over the place. I'd get pee and diarrhea all over my skirt. You just have to get used to it.

India would be a new experience. I kind of caught the traveling bug, and they have a lot of need there.

The girls from Tanzania were all between 17 and 25, they had little or no education. At the orphanage they would learn how to feed and clean the children and put them to bed. If a kid said his stomach hurt, one of the girls might hit them.

Condi, may I go Pee?

Politicians are like diapers, they should be changed often and for the same reason.

No one told him he had limitations. We just told him he was deaf and blind.