They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.

I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.