My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

My mother buried three husbands Ð and two of them were only napping.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a dancing audition, there were 1,000 girls. And there were three jobs. So I said I'll just try comedy. And I loved it.