I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a dancing audition, there were 1,000 girls. And there were three jobs. So I said I'll just try comedy. And I loved it.

I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.

foreign to me, and it shows.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.