This is a contradiction in terms, of course.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms

A gentleman with a pug nose is a contradiction in terms.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

You're the unfortunate contradiction in terms -- a serious good person.

The pride's been dented, of course, but I've had time to come to terms with it. There's two ways; I can either fight it or say goodbye, and I'm not done yet.