You're the unfortunate contradiction in terms -- a serious good person.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

This is a contradiction in terms, of course.

Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, “Respect me; I’m a respectable grown-up!" and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death.

No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the trick is not to get frightened. There's nothing wrong with being alone.