This is just what we needed. We needed to be home in the friendly confines of our arena, in our city and at our school. This is only one game, but its a special game for our school and our players.
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Related To me, the school has grown so much in the last four years. Our playground is just another classroom... HEATHER MILLER We just came out here saying that this was a big game, not only for us but for whoever comes to our ... MIKE MCGEE It's weird looking at this Trinity game as a district game. But all three of our district games are ... CHRIS RENNER Holly and Ashley have been there all season for us, but for us to win this game, we needed some of o... DON ZEMAN We had to come through and show we're a team to be reckoned with in the (Oakland Athletic League). T... KENNETH HUNT Our emotions were high and momentum was on our side. We wanted to win. This game was special for our... AMANDA SMITH Our press has worked pretty well for us this season. We really needed it this game. DEAN VANDER PLAS This is a huge win for our players and our program. We really executed our game plan to the tee. We ... SHARON VERSYP I'm proud of the way our team played today. We needed this win big for our postseason chances and to... BEN LUBER With our conference up for grabs, a win like this is just what we needed. JUSTIN LEHR A lot of people who have never seen Christ School play before will be in our gym (tonight). It's a w... DAVID GAINES The Intra-Squad game is a good opportunity for our players to demonstrate their abilities before we ... DAVE NONIS Our team needed this. We needed a break-out game, so it was good therapy for us. It helped restore s... DOYLE GEDDES This is a special time in the history of the team, our fans, our community and our players. MARK LAMPING We'll just play our normal game. Traditionally, what we've done against them is roll our lines and j... KYLE ELLINGSON We needed to put our eggs in one basket. This is more Bob Miller and Cobalt. BARRY GREEN Our players knew we wouldn't have a home game, and at this level you have to be ready to travel and ... CAROLYN PECK Coach said we needed to work on our inside game and stop shooting outside when our shots weren't fal... AMANDA ZIMMERMAN We thought about playing at Southern Maine Community College, but that didn't work out. We also coul... JOE RUSSO We just weren't ourselves today. Even though our shots were off, we didn't play the defense we neede... KOJO MENSAH Hopefully this is a good slap in the face for our players. We turned the puck over in the neutral zo... DAVE TIPPETT It is definitely a game we have circled on our calendar. We take a lot of pride in our basketball an... DARRON ROGERS We needed a game like that. We haven't had a breakout game. This team has been up three goals and th... GEOFF PETERS We were trying to play catch up the whole game. Only two of our starters had ever played spring high... LINDA BARKLEY This is going to be a typical week in our conference. We know both teams will be tough. We are takin... JAMIE RAINS One of our goals is to be national champs, and we have to beat Oak Hill to do that. It's a big game ... JAMIE MAHAFFEY We needed that game. That was our goal after losing last night. This was kind of the same game, but ... FRED BENCRISCUTTO This may be our worst game defensively. We did not defend well at all. ... We couldn't get the defen... BOB MILLER It's March Madness and its tournament time and we are going to play for our lives. We needed this wi... MEGAN DUFFY We are proud to expand our support of junior golf by extending our relationship with the Junior Worl... GEORGE FELLOWS Every game is a big game. We control our own destiny at this point ... we are going to keep playing ... GARY TAYLOR This was our last home game. We haven't lost at home this year, and we didn't want to tonight. GUY SMITH We definitely want to bring our game, home or away. I've told the girls this is going to be our test... KARI WILLIAMS There's a lot of level-headed players at this club and they know how important tomorrow's game is fo... ROGER ASHBY We really challenged them in terms of our communication and our focus. We reduced our turnovers in t... BRENDA FRESE We played our game at our pace. And I think that's why we won this game. KATIE GEARLDS The players are coming to try every game, every weekend, so that the Manchester City people can be p... PEP GUARDIOLA We needed to get over this slump, and we needed to do it against a good team too. Everyone's competi... BETSY RIETEMA We didn't get the bounces we needed tonight. In a game like this, mistakes will kill you. But we hun... NEIL RODMAN I told them we needed to bring our A game tonight. Unfortunately, we had our 95 A, instead of our 10... LAURA TAYLOR Our bullpen needed a breather because we used a lot of guys in every [playoff] game, BUD WITHERS We needed to do that, to control the ball with our running game, and obviously, that was one of the ... MIKE HOLMGREN It was our typical game. We played hard for a while, but we quit doing the things we needed to do an... RANDY APPLING Our approach to the game was good, but we needed to keep our turnovers down, and we had some breakdo... BOBBY CARTER This is a very challenging golf course. We didn't play our best round, but we knew if we come out an... EMERSON WOOD This might have been our last home game, but we hope not. We're going to try and fight for a (state ... JAMES BOWMAN We battled back. It was our game to win or lose in the end, we just didn't execute when we needed to... ERIC SPIVEY That was a good win for our guys tonight. We beat a good basketball team. [Northwestern State] was p... BOB MARLIN Our team never gives up, but that's not the type of game you want. We needed to play the way we did ... LANCE MONYCH We said that we needed to win this game. Our coach did well pumping us up, and good defense brought ... AMANDA JOHNSON What message are we sending? ... This is a reflection of what we as a school system and as a city ar... MARVIN THOMPSON We have to re-establish our home-court advantage. This is a huge game for us. JOAN BONVICINI Our district is tough. There?s a lot of parity and we have to bring our ?A? game every night. Lucky ... ELIAS MARTINEZ Our last game we were down by two to Missouri Southern and lost and this game we wanted the ball in ... JEFF GUIOT We couldn't quite get over the hump. We made a few runs at them in the third and at the end of the g... DON HOFFMAN We know what to expect. We have a lot of experience and our rookies are quickly learning the ropes. ... IAN LOGAN We're just so young. Our first pitcher's only a sophomore and our second pitcher's a freshman, we've... DALE MARTIN We only concern ourselves with one opponent at a time. Right now, this is our most important game. DAVE VESTAL All of the cheerleaders have poured their heart and soul into the squad and our routine. Our dedicat... JENNIFER KIMBALL I enjoy coming back to the city and back to the arena and play against the guys I know. I definitely... BORIS DIAW We compliment ourselves on being a pressure team. There is no magic to it. Our players just understa... DUANE AKINA We went back to our basics, and it really paid off for us. We executed our game plan so well that we... JASON SIMPSON Quincy called one and I told them we only had one and told them we needed one at the end. But those ... GARY WATERS This is one of the biggest games of the season. We just have to come out, play our game, limit our t... COREY ROUSE We just made some adjustments that we felt we needed in defense. Offensively, we just stuck to our g... JEFF COBB It doesn't matter who wins the game. This is a celebration of our shared values and Catholic educati... JAMES HOLDEN As Christians, our task is to make daily progress toward God. Our pilgrimage on earth is a school in... AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO Fans in Mackey Arena this year will be treated to some unbelievable basketball, ... We plan on putti... KRISTY CURRY This is really exciting. I'm proud of our team for getting here and getting farther than we did last... ERIKA QUIGLEY We just didn't play our game. We let them take the lead right away and control the pace of the game,... EMILY LOVEJOY This is a huge game for us. Our kids are working hard to prepare. We're fortunate we have it at home... JOHN SULLIVAN Their pressure on us way out past the 12[-meter arc] was something different that we haven't seen in... HOLLY MCGARVIE When we sent the note home to the parents we indicated that this was something that had affected our... DEBBIE SHELTON The monkey is off our back. We have been struggling for three games. This is our first home game in ... DAWN DAVIS I am disappointed but not discouraged. I wish the seniors could go one game further. You always want... DENNIS BRADLEY I am very pleased with how we ended. We ended very strong. Our goal is to get better. For a stretch ... MARK NORE This is right in line with everything we know and see, particularly in our low-income and urban scho... HAROLD BROWN It's special, especially in a team sport. It took a team effort to win. We weren't looking at this g... CHRIS ABEL Jen did some good things for us tonight. She needed a game like this to test her and to see what she... KATIE DOUGLAS We are especially gratified to be awarded this contract because it builds on our extremely strong tr... BRUCE STANSKI That game was a confidence-builder for us. We were humbled at home the first game of the season, but... LYNN FREDERICK Our first conference game and we didn't play that bad, but we were timid, especially in the third ga... JOYCE BICKERS We found our legs, we found our game, in the third period. That's what really matters. We got the ga... MARC DENIS Of course, like the players we are only as a good as our last game, but what this guy has done for t... CARLOS QUEIROZ Maria had a great tournament and was really consistent all three days. She makes everyone around her... KIM EVANS School reform efforts have too often overlooked a powerful constituency for school change - the stud... WENDY PURIEFOY Our game plan (defensively) was we needed to make Butte shoot over us and we did that. BILL PILGERAM Coach keeps our heads on our shoulders. We hear (the possibility of going to state) from the communi... LANCE UHLMEYER We needed a game like this and not another 30-point blowout. We missed a lot of easy shots and shot ... ED COSTLEY One of our goals is to win at our home. This is our house, and it is important for us to win here. LYNDSAY MILLER This game we tried to focus on positive comments to help our players and that helped win the game. KATHERINE MACMURRAY Really this game was learning patience and grace. The school we played [Briarwood] comes out game af... DAWN DAVIS We are thrilled with our schedule for this season on many different levels. This schedule allows our... JANE ALBRIGHT The real power and test of our ministry (calling) is not in the pulpit or public arena, but in our p... BERNARD KELVIN CLIVE We know that Seymour has a lot of state tournament experience. We have a lot of respect for them. Bu... BRIAN RICHERT We have won five or six games in a row now. This is what we needed going into our regional tournamen... GEORGE NESSMITH The only thing we have outside our city is our home football team. DARRELL TARLETON Tampa had a great game plan, but we stuck to ours and in the end our defensive intensity was enough.... SANDRA RUSHING We played very well tonight, our team was very well prepared for this game. Every game is big and we... SEAN BRENNAN We executed the things we needed to execute. I know it's preseason, but I'm impressed with our overa... BRIAN LYNCH
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Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b... DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o... DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be... DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula... DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ... DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told. DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ... DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ... DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in... DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went... DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h... DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo... DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon. DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ... DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer... DAVE BARRY