This is one of the great games in the country. Rutgers has outstanding guard play, especially if their tenacity is there. That can be very disruptive. Connecticut has good balance. I don't think it will be a high-scoring game.
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Related I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix. DEYTH BANGER The team that wins the national championship doesn't usually lead the country in defensive scoring a... GARY WILLIAMS Hockey should have some appeal. It's a good game in that is full of action, very quick, and it c... CASEY EASTHAM This should be an outstanding game. They are a very, very good team. North Central is one of the bes... DAVID MCCOLLOUGH Trinity has great female athletes and LaGrange is very tough if they play to their potential. I thin... JEF FLOURNOY There is a lot of pride on the line in a game like this. It has always been our goal at the beginnin... DEAN DUERST I'm very nervous. Balance is an outstanding horse. I think she'll be the one to beat. Balance is mak... CHRISTOPHER PAASCH It's defense that wins big games and the next games aren't going to be high scoring. They're going t... CARRIE GRAF It's going to be very interesting to see how it goes. It's great this country is not so isolated tha... BERT BRANTLEY Northwestern has been scoring a lot of goals, so I think they will be a handful for our defense, but... EMILY FRANCIS Antulio is going to be dangerous all the time, ... I think there will be a good mix of scoring this ... BOB HAMMOND Canada is going to try like last year. I think he's ready for this. He knows this. They'll put some ... ALEXANDER RADULOV It's going to be a battle. New Mexico is very good and athletic. I think it will be a great game. If... JEFF JUDKINS Antulio is going to be dangerous all the time, ... I think there will be a good mix of scoring this<... BOB HAMMOND I am very proud to be featured, especially when you consider the outstanding champions who have had ... JULIUS ERVING Sometimes, I think the best kind of poem is one in which there is an acute balance between what is h... N. SCOTT MOMADAY They play an up-tempo game like us. We like that. I think that plays into our strengths. It should b... TYLER AMAYA We played pretty well last Friday, but we've had to make some adjustments. We know that JDA has some... CURT OTT Your heart just breaks, that's all. But you can't judge or point fingers. You just have to be lucky ... AUDREY HEPBURN If you play high school football in the city, this is the game you want to play. We're looking forwa... CHRIS JONES The dedication she has and the will she has to play are great. She keeps us up constantly. She needs... ESTELLE LASHBROOK I was very happy, especially with this game. It's a good thing because you're able to play a bit mor... ANETTE NORBERG I don't know if there's a point guard in the country that has done what he's done in the last three ... ERNIE KENT That's going to be a very difficult game especially for a team that has lost three games. This is a ... BRIAN O'ROURKE Miami is incredibly improved this year and have already had some great wins. Their coach, Mario Rinc... KENNY THORNE Cross-cultural marriage is difficult, especially when one person has to live in another country. But... IMRAN KHAN I felt very good the whole game, especially when the team is scoring a lot of runs, ... In today's g... CARLOS SILVA McGrath has done very well, and Montgomery has been a guy who's smart. He's done both. He can play b... FRANK BEAMER The only good thing about this game is that it doesn't count towards the Southern Connecticut Confer... JEFF BEEMAN Kyle is a very hard-nosed guard that has a great knack for scoring. He is a proven winner and is ded... MIKE BAUER They've got a very good tactical appreciation of the kicking game, they can play with width and I th... EWEN MCKENZIE Melissa is a very versatile player. She has a great game sense and a great defensive presence on the... JENNIFER AVERILL Antulio is going to be dangerous all the time, ... I think there will be a good mix of scoring thisy... BOB HAMMOND One thing that the mobile-games business has learned in the past year is that brands without good ga... GREG BALLARD They've got very good offensive numbers. We're similar clubs in that our strengths are our offenses.... DARON SCHOENROCK Brutality is what brings fans to the game. Savagery is what has made boxing great. It has elegant mo... DIEGO CORRALES We will never know peace and stability in the world without balance. And we will never know balance ... SUZY KASSEM This was a hard game for us to play. Right before the game we got news that our point guard Matt Gus... COACH RUSTY TAYLOR This is one of the most exciting events this area has ever seen. We're very proud to be the official... JAIME GARZA Novak will come in and add depth and speed to our forward line. She has outstanding speed and the ab... PATTY SHEA I see scoring up this year but I don't see the numbers lasting. Personally, I think the high numbers... PETER FORSBERG I'm tremendously optimistic about John's future and his ability to play the game. He's very bright, ... DICK DAVEY Regis has an outstanding three-point shooting team. It will be a real challenge for us to get out to... CURT FREDRICKSON Chelsea is key. She has a good eye at the plate and has a very good knowledge of the game. She will ... ELIZABETH CAROSCIO We know what it's about and Fort Macleod has been there a few years ago too, so they know what it's ... MEL VOLLMAN I think D.J. is a great fit for our staff. He has a great track record of developing productive rece... KARL DORRELL I thought it would be a high-scoring game, but I didn't know it would be just us on the high-scoring... VICTOR ANDERSON I'm hoping he will play more minutes on Friday but there are aspects to his game that you won't see ... DANIEL ANDERSON When (Harris) is playing as good as he can be, and (Daniel) Horton's playing at a certain level, the... TOMMY AMAKER Everybody keeps saying these are play-in games and the only reason they exist is because there are 2... HARRY BOWSER I do think there is a need for coordination of economic policy, but this doesn't mean that everybody... LAURENT FABIUS Georgia and Clemson is one of the oldest rivalries in the country. It's a natural fit and one that w... DAMON EVANS Can you imagine the difference in (power teams) now that allows a team like George Mason to do this?... BILLY PACKER I think it's a movie about us, ... I think it's a movie about this country and it's a movie about th... ED ZWICK Whether it is big, important, another game or not, I don't know. All I know is we are playing one of... JOE PATERNO It was ugly. That may be one of the worst games Danville High School has played in a long time. HAROLD ALBERTSON I think it got us a little tentative, especially Eric. He knew if he picked up his third there that ... BRIAN KERN He just has great hands. I think he has some of the best hands on the team, including wideouts. He g... BRANDON JONES But we will play 6, 7 new songs each evening, approximately a third in the concert. I think it's... ED O'BRIEN It was one of those great high school games. It's the playoffs, everything's on the line. You love t... BRAD DOBBELS I really think that in the media world that we live in now, especially for writers, it has to be a c... DAN PINK People live for eating,but
I eat for survive OM BENIWAL I think she is one of the best ones that has ever been here. She has proved it game in and game out.... DONNIE GRAY That's the reason she's in there, because she can guard. She's quick, great, (and has as) good (of a... JACK CHILDRESS David and I are good friends, so it should be nice out there tomorrow. This is a strong field, so it... DAVID HOWELL They have you under siege most of the game, particularly if they're able to get the lead, then they ... AL GROH I think it is the biggest win of the year. We played 60 minutes against a great team and especially ... BRAD BOYES I'm a great defensive player ? I'm just underrated. I think I can play defense on any good guard. If... OLIVER LAFAYETTE This is going to be a grind. I think (coach-manager Bill Horne) has done a great job of putting toge... BRIAN HARVEY It's important for the league, and especially for our club. A lot of players were waiting for this o... JAIME MORENO They had a great showing in the game. Those guys will really be solid. I think I have three of the b... RAYMOND HOUSE In addition to having the skills to be successful on the college level, Mike has the leadership and ... JEFF KAMINSKY I think there has been a great need for a home improvement store in that area. A good part of Melbou... CINDY DITTMER I have a very high degree of confidence that the security for this game will be unprecedented, will ... PAUL TAGLIABUE First and foremost, he's an outstanding athlete. He has to be or else he wouldn't be in this positio... TOM COUGHLIN This will be a good test for us. It will show we can play at home on the road and four games in seve... JAKE BAUER It's been a long time coming, but I think this group has proven they are one of the top teams in the... JAY HARRINGTON Our schedule is quite heavy with away games, especially during the non-conference portion of the sea... BRAD EVANS The perception of high school golf a number of years back was not the highest, that it wasn't that h... BOB HAMILTON For us it is a very great happiness to be able to represent our country in Germany 2006 and to make ... JARED BORGETTI Obviously, Connecticut and Rutgers are still the two best teams, but I think after that, everybody h... HARRY PERRETTA Their own figures suggest the country has been running a very severe balance of payments deficit. ANTHONY HAWKINS You play 20 games, you have one bad game, I think any team in this league will live with that. SCOTT BROOKS Our perimeter play has been very good for us. We have a lot of very good outside shooters. Nikki (Ca... DAVE NICHOLS Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself LOIS LOWRY All of my countrymen are hoping that I win this fight. If I beat Morales, it will be a great honor f... MANNY PACQUIAO I feel very privileged Williams has selected me as one of their race drivers. The team has great her... BRUNO SENNA It'll definitely be very difficult. All four games will be good games. It will be very competitive. ... FRANK PIETRANGELO Yeah, I think it could be a lot different. This is going to be a good game tomorrow. Especially for ... DARNELL JACKSON Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. I think if the people of this country can be reached with the truth, their judgment will be in favor... ELEANOR ROOSEVELT Training camp is definitely going to be meaningful in determining who's on our roster, ... It'll be ... BILL MCDONALD I not often like the begining of something it has it owns doubts, loses and failures. But the end is... DEYTH BANGER When you beat Argentina like that and play so well you start to think you can beat anyone. It is pro... STEVEN GERRARD There are three or four places in the country where people think of fashion: One is L.A., obviously.... CAM NEWTON Might it not be that a great force that has always been thinking in terms of human needs, and that a... JEANNETTE RANKIN The two men had a conversation. Brief, cryptic, to the point. As though they had exchanged numbers a... ARUNDHATI ROY She, especially this year, has had some great games. She's very competitive and very athletic. She's... GARY FIFIELD It is a tough schedule. But if we can maintain a high level of attention to detail, I think we're go... BUDDY GOULDSMITH
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PHYLLIS ARTHUR I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard PHYLLIS DILLER There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto PHYLLIS DILLER The Bush Administration and Congress should fix the injustices caused by the feminist-enforced Title... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, ... PHYLLIS DILLER Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out PHYLLIS DILLER Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parent... PHYLLIS DILLER What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day PHYLLIS DILLER Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator PHYLLIS DILLER It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser PHYLLIS DILLER Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn’t do this I sent the ki... PHYLLIS DILLER If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift. PHYLLIS DILLER He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thin... PHYLLIS DILLER For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move PHYLLIS DILLER My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me PHYLLIS DILLER Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up o... PHYLLIS DILLER Our dog died from licking our wedding picture PHYLLIS DILLER Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? PHYLLIS DILLER There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to l... PHYLLIS DILLER The judges' obsession with smut is astounding. PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass PHYLLIS DILLER His finest hour lasted a minute and a half PHYLLIS DILLER The secret of torture, like the secret of French cuisine, is that nothing is unthinkable. PHYLLIS ROSE She's always been the one to volunteer when others don't. PHYLLIS JACKSON The worst censors are those prohibiting criticism of the theory of evolution in the classroom. PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY The most censored speech in America today is not flag-burning, pornography, or the press. PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY You know you're old if your walker has an airbag PHYLLIS DILLER We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract. PHYLLIS KOSS You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type PHYLLIS DILLER It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear of contracting a painful,... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing PHYLLIS DILLER No country in history ever sent mothers of toddlers off to fight enemy soldiers until the United Sta... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY National Standards was not a narrative of past events but was leftwing revisionism and Political Cor... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY