This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

Schools, including universities, must insist upon the prestige of reading and especially of reading old books.

I take a lot of classes, so all I really think about is books.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.