This is what we'd like to consider a haven for smokers.

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.

Where you live, where you're going to, when you go there, how frequently. We even match up with smokers and non-smokers, whatever.

Winner never quits & quitter never wins. Not applicable to smokers and dopers

I'd consider myself a flailing comedy writer.

The response has been great, even from smokers.