This nigger, he's a stunt master!


Jimmy Iovine

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They said, 'Take this, nigger,'
ABNER LOUIMA
Every time hes supposed to be here, hes showed up,
BRENDA JONES
Over four or five years, I did six albums with three people: John Lennon, Bruce Springsteen, and Pat...
JIMMY IOVINE
Bruce Springsteen gave people faith in rock & roll and in themselves again.
JIMMY IOVINE
My life changed because Bruce Springsteen got on a mic in front of me.
JIMMY IOVINE
I didn't have any sophistication. I didn't really have any great taste or anything like that...
JIMMY IOVINE
You try to do the best with what you've got and ignore everything else. That's why horses ge...
JIMMY IOVINE
To go on the road and listen to people sing a cappella - thousands of them - I couldn't do that.
JIMMY IOVINE
The lousy guitar player in any band is the bass player.
JIMMY IOVINE
Apple Music is a big idea, and it's going to take some time to fulfill its overall dream.
JIMMY IOVINE
Everything Dre and I do is completely on feel. We don't prepare for anything... we only work on ...
JIMMY IOVINE
Dre's from Compton, I'm from Brooklyn, and we both wanted to make a better life for ourselve...
JIMMY IOVINE
In the entertainment business, everybody is desperately insecure, and the guys in Silicon Valley see...
JIMMY IOVINE
If you're great, that means you're freaked out that the next day you're not going to be ...
JIMMY IOVINE
Everyone's frightened. It's how you deal with that fear. It's very, very powerful. And w...
JIMMY IOVINE
Most technology companies are culturally inept. They're never going to get curation right.
JIMMY IOVINE
'Magic' is a word that's too often misused in the record industry.
JIMMY IOVINE
The media people need to have real tech people, and the tech people need media people. Otherwise, yo...
JIMMY IOVINE
Labels need to work with artists to help them achieve their best work, not to jam records out that a...
JIMMY IOVINE
If you're an artist, and you put out a record - most artists only have one or two hit records - ...
JIMMY IOVINE
People need service - great service where music is concerned.
JIMMY IOVINE
I really think that education is ground zero for fixing anything.
JIMMY IOVINE
Ground zero for me is audio.
JIMMY IOVINE
Elvis Presley was the big bang. He was the most influential single figure in the history of American...
JIMMY IOVINE
You're only as good as your weakest link in the ecosystem of sound, of audio.
JIMMY IOVINE
I consider the recording studio where I was born.
JIMMY IOVINE
You go into any recording studio in the world, and you see candles, lights, and that Apple light fro...
JIMMY IOVINE
The good news is in the record business, they only count your successes.
JIMMY IOVINE
A chart that weighs some ad-supported streams the same as a pay stream... encourages artists to prom...
JIMMY IOVINE
Apple, of all the global tech companies, was the one that understood why artists make things.
JIMMY IOVINE
Interscope Records has always been a heat-seeking missile when it comes to shifts in popular culture...
JIMMY IOVINE
Apple Music is trying to create an entire pop culture experience that includes audio and video. If S...
JIMMY IOVINE
This is just a publicity stunt.
LI RONG
AFRICAN, n. A nigger that votes our way.
AMBROSE BIERCE
There were a number of people who helped me get there, and the one I always mention is Michael Byrne...
IAN MCDIARMID
All of our stunts guys, too. Rich Taylor, David Pingry, Dave Castillo, Jimmy Roberts, our stunt coor...
MIKE VOGEL
You are not even a nigger. You are African,
NICK NOLTE
Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had,
PETER GOULD
Hes doing better than what we thought.
JAMIE KING
Woman Is the Nigger of the World.
CHUCK COOPER
Woman is the Nigger of the World.
JOHN LENNON
What this truly is, is a publicity stunt meant to repair a faltering public image.
CHRIS KOFINIS
This won't be a novelty stunt where he opens the show up and disappears.
ANTHONY ZUIKER
I got nothing against no Viet Cong. No Vietnamese ever called me a nigger.
MUHAMMAD ALI
I don't need to write comics for a living. I have movies and TV for that. I write comics for one...
J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI
Growing up as a kid, we moved all over the country on a fairly frequent basis, from New Jersey to Te...
J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI
I need a stunt mouth.
ADAM RICHMAN
My brother went to New Orleans when he was 19, ... Hes 72 now.
BARBARA UPTON
No one will remember the kick in the balls if hes bleeding everywhere...
NATHAN ELMO MELO
Hes ready to go every morning. He runs right over to the cruiser,
PETER GOULD
It's not 'spic' or 'nigger' any more. They say 'let's cut taxes.'
CHARLES RANGEL
I'm focused on the season and winning races, so I'm not interested in a stunt like this.
DALE EARNHARDT JR
cheap, vile stunt.
JOHN ROSE
[Senior Rob Hudson sustained his good form with a 3-under par 33 to earn medalist honors for the var...
ALEX ADAMS
I have talked to stunt drivers all my life, 32 years of talking to stunt drivers. There's a craz...
BRYAN CRANSTON
It's all a stunt and they'll get hurt.
JOHN LYDON
The art of rap is deceptive. It seems so straightforward and personal and real that people read it c...
JAY-Z
The individual who framed this, ... has preserved his proud locks of the victim's hair. He's also wr...
JAMES ALLEN
calculated and craven political stunt.
TOM DELAY
It starts with this group: with McCoy and Elvin and Jimmy Garrison.
JOHN COLTRANE
Tea?” Daniel asked, signaling to the innkeeper.
“Please. Or anything that is hot.” She pu...
JULIA QUINN
Finally, he reached his street. It was quiet, blessedly so, and the only sound was his own groan as ...
JULIA QUINN
His brows rose. “And how is it that you have come to be such an expert on scrapes and bruises?”<...
JULIA QUINN
Then, with a cheeky quirk of his brows, he leaned forward and murmured, “Would it be improper of m...
JULIA QUINN
Daniel chuckled. Whoever that poor girl was, he hoped his family was paying her well.
And then,...
JULIA QUINN
Have you seen Frances?”

He tilted his head to the right. “I believe she’s off rooti...
JULIA QUINN
He said he loved me,” she whispered.

Daniel swallowed, and he had the strangest sensati...
JULIA QUINN
Preparing for a stunt is like training for a sporting event.
JEAN-PAUL BELMONDO
(Dear kirk hammet, what kind of vegitarian are you? a lactose vegitarian, a ovum vegitarian, or a ve...
JAMES HETFIELD
I love accessories. I'm a girl. I love shoes. I love handbags.
PETRA STUNT
My dad has worked so hard his whole life. He doesn't deserve to see his daughters going out emba...
PETRA STUNT
Before getting meningitis, I was such a hypochondriac, worrying about the slightest ache. Ironically...
PETRA STUNT
A good stunt has to have both style and substance. It's a combination of impact and notoriety, t...
STEVE TRUGLIA
Tell them to teach them that when they call you nigger to make a rhyme with trigger it makes the gun...
RALPH ELLISON
It wasn't contrived or a stunt -- that's the way I am.
BRADFORD COHEN
We might pull a little stunt in there. You never know.
ANNA MERCEDES
Hiring me to appear in 'Aida' was not simply a stunt!
MICKY DOLENZ
I couldn't sacrifice my heart for a publicity stunt.
KIM KARDASHIAN
He's getting a lot of press for something that was a publicity stunt.
ELIZABETH BLACK
We give ABC a lot of credit for a really effective strategic stunt.
RANDY FALCO
I took a whole stunt course and pretty much got certified as a stunt driver. It's ridiculous how...
AARON PAUL
A typical minority group stereotype -- woman as nigger -- if she knows her place (home), she is real...
NAOMI WEISSTEIN
A typical minority-group stereotype - woman as nigger - if she knows her place (home), she is really...
NAOMI WEISSTEIN
Jimmy just does what Jimmy does, ... If he can't pass you he runs into you.
TODD BODINE
Without all of this, ... Jimmy Carter nor Bill Clinton might never have been elected president.
ANDREW YOUNG
Don't make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It's not civilized.
KYLIE SCOTT
I think of how perhaps the best way to fly would be with hands full of earth, so you always remember...
ALLY CONDIE
The bottom line is that this is a publicity stunt, and they don't have a leg to stand on. It's a bol...
DON OBERHELMAN
Before I do a stunt, I have to make sure it is safe.
JACKIE CHAN
Without being disrespectful to Jimmy Kelly, I'd rather fight Shane Mosley than Jimmy Kelly.
LIAM SMITH
What a great run this has been for Jimmy. He is exactly the guy you see on television, totally genui...
BILL FOLEY
I was born to do this. I started when I was 3 1/2, my father is my master, my brother is a master. I...
ANDREW OH
When you're fighting with a stunt person, your intent is to miss.
VICTORIA PRATT
Big Brother sounded like a silly stunt and that's what it is.
NIGEL KNEALE
There's a lot of directing within the stunt coordinator's job.
DAVID LEITCH
Fortunately, as we all know, it's impossible for anybody but Jimmy Smith to really sound like Jimmy ...
BENMONT TENCH
Look, Jimmy Rollins is what makes our offense go. Jimmy is what I like to call our catalyst.
CHARLIE MANUEL
Jenny, she's aw weet, peer body, Jenny's like to cry; For she hes weet her petticoats In...
MISS SUSANNA BLAMIRE AND MISS CATHERINE GILPIN
I do most of my own stunts because the stunt guys show me how.
CASPER VAN DIEN
I always thought of myself as an amateur stunt man.
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JIMMY FALLON
In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another tr...
JIMMY FALLON
I don't like to kick people when they're down. I like to kick people when they're up.
JIMMY FALLON
If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of ...
JIMMY FALLON
Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm...
JIMMY FALLON
I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.
JIMMY FALLON
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way...
JIMMY FALLON
I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
JIMMY FALLON
L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I th...
JIMMY FALLON
Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dang...
JIMMY FALLON
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.
JIMMY FALLON
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
JIMMY FALLON
Everyone looks so much better when they smile.
JIMMY FALLON
I truly believe the intention of creating positive change is so important to the collective consciou...
JIMMY CHIN
The par putts sometimes are bigger than the birdie putts.
JIMMY WALKER
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
JIMMY CARTER
Jesus never said a word about homosexuality. In all of his teachings about multiple things - he neve...
JIMMY CARTER
Whatever starts in California unfortunately has an inclination to spread.
JIMMY CARTER
We reached a high point in my opinion with the passage of the civil rights legislation and Martin Lu...
JIMMY CARTER
War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a go...
JIMMY CARTER
It is difficult for the common good to prevail against the intense concentration of those who have a...
JIMMY CARTER
Testing oneself is best when done alone.
JIMMY CARTER
Like music and art, love of nature is a common language that can transcend political or social bound...
JIMMY CARTER
We've become, now, an oligarchy instead of a democracy. I think that's been the worst damage...
JIMMY CARTER
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
JIMMY CARTER
America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense human rights invented America.
JIMMY CARTER
Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense o...
JIMMY CARTER