This nigger, he's a stunt master!
Jimmy Iovine
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They said, 'Take this, nigger,'
ABNER LOUIMA Every time hes supposed to be here, hes showed up,
BRENDA JONES Over four or five years, I did six albums with three people: John Lennon, Bruce Springsteen, and Pat...
JIMMY IOVINE Bruce Springsteen gave people faith in rock & roll and in themselves again.
JIMMY IOVINE My life changed because Bruce Springsteen got on a mic in front of me.
JIMMY IOVINE I didn't have any sophistication. I didn't really have any great taste or anything like that...
JIMMY IOVINE You try to do the best with what you've got and ignore everything else. That's why horses ge...
JIMMY IOVINE To go on the road and listen to people sing a cappella - thousands of them - I couldn't do that.
JIMMY IOVINE The lousy guitar player in any band is the bass player.
JIMMY IOVINE Apple Music is a big idea, and it's going to take some time to fulfill its overall dream.
JIMMY IOVINE Everything Dre and I do is completely on feel. We don't prepare for anything... we only work on ...
JIMMY IOVINE Dre's from Compton, I'm from Brooklyn, and we both wanted to make a better life for ourselve...
JIMMY IOVINE In the entertainment business, everybody is desperately insecure, and the guys in Silicon Valley see...
JIMMY IOVINE If you're great, that means you're freaked out that the next day you're not going to be ...
JIMMY IOVINE Everyone's frightened. It's how you deal with that fear. It's very, very powerful. And w...
JIMMY IOVINE Most technology companies are culturally inept. They're never going to get curation right.
JIMMY IOVINE 'Magic' is a word that's too often misused in the record industry.
JIMMY IOVINE The media people need to have real tech people, and the tech people need media people. Otherwise, yo...
JIMMY IOVINE Labels need to work with artists to help them achieve their best work, not to jam records out that a...
JIMMY IOVINE If you're an artist, and you put out a record - most artists only have one or two hit records - ...
JIMMY IOVINE People need service - great service where music is concerned.
JIMMY IOVINE I really think that education is ground zero for fixing anything.
JIMMY IOVINE Ground zero for me is audio.
JIMMY IOVINE Elvis Presley was the big bang. He was the most influential single figure in the history of American...
JIMMY IOVINE You're only as good as your weakest link in the ecosystem of sound, of audio.
JIMMY IOVINE I consider the recording studio where I was born.
JIMMY IOVINE You go into any recording studio in the world, and you see candles, lights, and that Apple light fro...
JIMMY IOVINE The good news is in the record business, they only count your successes.
JIMMY IOVINE A chart that weighs some ad-supported streams the same as a pay stream... encourages artists to prom...
JIMMY IOVINE Apple, of all the global tech companies, was the one that understood why artists make things.
JIMMY IOVINE Interscope Records has always been a heat-seeking missile when it comes to shifts in popular culture...
JIMMY IOVINE Apple Music is trying to create an entire pop culture experience that includes audio and video. If S...
JIMMY IOVINE This is just a publicity stunt.
LI RONG AFRICAN, n. A nigger that votes our way.
AMBROSE BIERCE There were a number of people who helped me get there, and the one I always mention is Michael Byrne...
IAN MCDIARMID All of our stunts guys, too. Rich Taylor, David Pingry, Dave Castillo, Jimmy Roberts, our stunt coor...
MIKE VOGEL You are not even a nigger. You are African,
NICK NOLTE Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had,
PETER GOULD Hes doing better than what we thought.
JAMIE KING Woman Is the Nigger of the World.
CHUCK COOPER Woman is the Nigger of the World.
JOHN LENNON What this truly is, is a publicity stunt meant to repair a faltering public image.
CHRIS KOFINIS This won't be a novelty stunt where he opens the show up and disappears.
ANTHONY ZUIKER I got nothing against no Viet Cong. No Vietnamese ever called me a nigger.
MUHAMMAD ALI I don't need to write comics for a living. I have movies and TV for that. I write comics for one...
J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI Growing up as a kid, we moved all over the country on a fairly frequent basis, from New Jersey to Te...
J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI I need a stunt mouth.
ADAM RICHMAN My brother went to New Orleans when he was 19, ... Hes 72 now.
BARBARA UPTON No one will remember the kick in the balls if hes bleeding everywhere...
NATHAN ELMO MELO Hes ready to go every morning. He runs right over to the cruiser,
PETER GOULD It's not 'spic' or 'nigger' any more. They say 'let's cut taxes.'
CHARLES RANGEL I'm focused on the season and winning races, so I'm not interested in a stunt like this.
DALE EARNHARDT JR cheap, vile stunt.
JOHN ROSE [Senior Rob Hudson sustained his good form with a 3-under par 33 to earn medalist honors for the var...
ALEX ADAMS I have talked to stunt drivers all my life, 32 years of talking to stunt drivers. There's a craz...
BRYAN CRANSTON It's all a stunt and they'll get hurt.
JOHN LYDON The art of rap is deceptive. It seems so straightforward and personal and real that people read it c...
JAY-Z The individual who framed this, ... has preserved his proud locks of the victim's hair. He's also wr...
JAMES ALLEN calculated and craven political stunt.
TOM DELAY It starts with this group: with McCoy and Elvin and Jimmy Garrison.
JOHN COLTRANE Tea?” Daniel asked, signaling to the innkeeper.
“Please. Or anything that is hot.” She pu...
JULIA QUINN Finally, he reached his street. It was quiet, blessedly so, and the only sound was his own groan as ...
JULIA QUINN His brows rose. “And how is it that you have come to be such an expert on scrapes and bruises?”<...
JULIA QUINN Then, with a cheeky quirk of his brows, he leaned forward and murmured, “Would it be improper of m...
JULIA QUINN Daniel chuckled. Whoever that poor girl was, he hoped his family was paying her well.
And then,...
JULIA QUINN Have you seen Frances?”
He tilted his head to the right. “I believe she’s off rooti...
JULIA QUINN He said he loved me,” she whispered.
Daniel swallowed, and he had the strangest sensati...
JULIA QUINN Preparing for a stunt is like training for a sporting event.
JEAN-PAUL BELMONDO (Dear kirk hammet, what kind of vegitarian are you? a lactose vegitarian, a ovum vegitarian, or a ve...
JAMES HETFIELD I love accessories. I'm a girl. I love shoes. I love handbags.
PETRA STUNT My dad has worked so hard his whole life. He doesn't deserve to see his daughters going out emba...
PETRA STUNT Before getting meningitis, I was such a hypochondriac, worrying about the slightest ache. Ironically...
PETRA STUNT A good stunt has to have both style and substance. It's a combination of impact and notoriety, t...
STEVE TRUGLIA Tell them to teach them that when they call you nigger to make a rhyme with trigger it makes the gun...
RALPH ELLISON It wasn't contrived or a stunt -- that's the way I am.
BRADFORD COHEN We might pull a little stunt in there. You never know.
ANNA MERCEDES Hiring me to appear in 'Aida' was not simply a stunt!
MICKY DOLENZ I couldn't sacrifice my heart for a publicity stunt.
KIM KARDASHIAN He's getting a lot of press for something that was a publicity stunt.
ELIZABETH BLACK We give ABC a lot of credit for a really effective strategic stunt.
RANDY FALCO I took a whole stunt course and pretty much got certified as a stunt driver. It's ridiculous how...
AARON PAUL A typical minority group stereotype -- woman as nigger -- if she knows her place (home), she is real...
NAOMI WEISSTEIN A typical minority-group stereotype - woman as nigger - if she knows her place (home), she is really...
NAOMI WEISSTEIN Jimmy just does what Jimmy does, ... If he can't pass you he runs into you.
TODD BODINE Without all of this, ... Jimmy Carter nor Bill Clinton might never have been elected president.
ANDREW YOUNG Don't make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It's not civilized.
KYLIE SCOTT I think of how perhaps the best way to fly would be with hands full of earth, so you always remember...
ALLY CONDIE The bottom line is that this is a publicity stunt, and they don't have a leg to stand on. It's a bol...
DON OBERHELMAN Before I do a stunt, I have to make sure it is safe.
JACKIE CHAN Without being disrespectful to Jimmy Kelly, I'd rather fight Shane Mosley than Jimmy Kelly.
LIAM SMITH What a great run this has been for Jimmy. He is exactly the guy you see on television, totally genui...
BILL FOLEY I was born to do this. I started when I was 3 1/2, my father is my master, my brother is a master. I...
ANDREW OH When you're fighting with a stunt person, your intent is to miss.
VICTORIA PRATT Big Brother sounded like a silly stunt and that's what it is.
NIGEL KNEALE There's a lot of directing within the stunt coordinator's job.
DAVID LEITCH Fortunately, as we all know, it's impossible for anybody but Jimmy Smith to really sound like Jimmy ...
BENMONT TENCH Look, Jimmy Rollins is what makes our offense go. Jimmy is what I like to call our catalyst.
CHARLIE MANUEL Jenny, she's aw weet, peer body,
Jenny's like to cry;
For she hes weet her petticoats
In...
MISS SUSANNA BLAMIRE AND MISS CATHERINE GILPIN I do most of my own stunts because the stunt guys show me how.
CASPER VAN DIEN I always thought of myself as an amateur stunt man.
CASEY NEISTAT
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JIMMY DEAN I went further on less talent than anyone, but I was a damned good entertainer.
JIMMY DEAN Do what you say you're going to do. And try to do it a little better than you said you would.
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not me? Why not now?.
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always reach my destination.
JIMMY DEAN There was promulgation of false propaganda by
the administration about the existence of weapons of
m...
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JIMMY CANNON 'Boogie Chillen',' by John Lee Hooker - that is a riff.
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JIMMY PAGE If you see a blatant error or misconception about yourself, you really want to set it straight.
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JIMMY CARTER New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make y...
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JIMMY CONNORS I hate to lose more than I love to win.
JIMMY CONNORS People say I'm around because I have a lot of heart, but I know all the heart in the world couldn't ...
JIMMY CONNORS Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, t...
JIMMY CONNORS If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.
JIMMY BUFFETT Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.
JIMMY DURANTE I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times.
JIMMY CARTER I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead.
JIMMY BUFFETT Never did I think that I became family entertainment.
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JIMMY CONNORS America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense... human rights invented America.
JIMMY CARTER If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
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JIMMY BRESLIN Media, the plural of mediocrity.
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JIMMY BRESLIN We've uncovered some embarrassing ancestors in the not-too-distant past. Some horse thieves, and som...
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JIMMY BRESLIN We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs, different y...
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JIMMY BUFFETT Use it or lose it.
JIMMY CONNORS If I had my career over again? Maybe I'd say to myself, speed it up a little.
JIMMY STEWART Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.
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JIMMY CARTER Like music and art, love of nature is a common language that can transcend political or social bound...
JIMMY CARTER We've become, now, an oligarchy instead of a democracy. I think that's been the worst damage...
JIMMY CARTER I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
JIMMY CARTER America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense human rights invented America.
JIMMY CARTER Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense o...
JIMMY CARTER