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She put us on her back and willed us to win. She was the key and the reason for t... CINDY FISHER My grandmother was a feisty woman. That's probably the best way to describe her, ... She was still d... ANN MARSH My grandmother was a feisty woman. That's probably the best way to describe her. She was still deliv... CAROL MARSH My grandmother was a feisty woman. That's probably the best way to describe her. She was still deliv... CAROL ANN MARSH I looked at my friend. I don’t know what I had done to deserve her friendship but she was always t... AMANDA STONE She saw how he was staring at it, the bright red hue beneath her bonnet. She could not bear to see t... CHARLOTTE FEATHERSTONE Sally wasn't crying about their dead mother or her cancer. She was crying because her husband, Alfon... LUCIA BERLIN For the first time in forever, he was stunned to silence. Not by her words, but by the tenderness in... NALINI SINGH The bulkheads were close together, the ceilings low above their helmets. 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MALINDA GONZALES Was not Hypatia the greatest philosopher of Alexandria, and a true martyr to the old values of learn... IAIN PEARS Astrid had gone to look at the burn zone. Doing the right thing. Kids had yelled at her. Demand... MICHAEL GRANT At night I told myself a story, wordless, inside my head, one I liked far better than those in my bo... ALICE HOFFMAN Yes. He saw her in his mind, exactly as she was. She bore him company with her pride, resentment, ha... CHARLES DICKENS Wolves mated for life. Where was he? Where was the echo to her howl, her mate? Was there no other lo... ANDREA HURST Was it tacky to get a cake during a hostage crisis? What was the protocol? She pictured chocolate fr... ROB THOMAS We do not believe she was the intended target. Perhaps she was at the wrong place at the wrong time.... DAVID KALISH Those who had seen eyes like hers before understood instantly that she was a woman who had suffered,... DANIELLE STEEL She lived alone there, and that is what I think had made her so vulnerable. She was like the rest of... LINDA SHULTZ Calling it a simple schoolgirl crush was like saying a Rolls-Royce was a vehicle with four wheels, s... STEPHEN KING She bought a poster of the Beatles and tacked it on the wall above her bed. On days when she was fee... KEVIN BROCKMEIER She wouldn't say, but by the way she was reacting, I think she was going for her brother. DANIEL KERR We believe our son intended to help this poor woman, got her a hotel room for a night's rest and nev... CARMEN PROVIANO She was neither white nor black, Fyre nor Aquanite; she was a dame of the White King, and it was up ... CHRISTINE E. SCHULZE From the first day I met her, she was the only woman to me. Every day of that voyage I loved her mor... ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE She was the first member of her family to go to college, and her parents wanted her to stay in Balti... JOAN GRIFFITH She was really sick over the break and couldn't swim for awhile, and even early last week she was li... MARK MOREHOUSE This young woman was the rock in her family. ALICIA KEYS Thirrin Freer Strong-in-the-Arm Lindenshield carried her names with ease. She was thirteen years old... STUART HILL Some days after, the girl encountered her again, in a dream, as she was years ago: a very slender yo... GINA BERRIAULT I was leafing through a magazine where there was a before-and-after picture of a woman who went from... ERMA BOMBECK When I met her in Hong Kong I was very touched by how she welcomed the eastern culture to be her own... JOYCE MA I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES We met with her, and you could just tell by the way she was responding. The stuff we were considerin... GRETCHEN BERG There is simply no dignified way for a woman to live alone. Oh, she can get along financially perhap... ERICA JONG Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads... JULES RENARD Kendra was a trooper. Her shoulder and elbow began bothering her during the early stages of the seco... BILL FREEMAN When my daughter was born, I called her Ella Bella Mandela, because she was born the day after Mande... PHIL DANIELS She was fed up. She was in her 40s. She was not a child. There comes a point where you say, 'No, I'm... ELAINE STEELE I wanted to put our best player where we needed her. She actually plays fullback for her select team... JASON HERMAN She lived three blocks from the gulf and when the storm came they left their house and went to her a... EVELYN COLEMAN My grandma was really sick when I was working on 'Sin Nombre' and eventually died that summe... CARY FUKUNAGA Her family said a number of chickens belonging to her neighbors had died suddenly before she fell il... ILHAM PATU She was really excited to see Caroline. 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always reach my destination. JIMMY DEAN There was promulgation of false propaganda by
the administration about the existence of weapons of
m... JIMMY CARTER A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set. JIMMY CANNON 'Boogie Chillen',' by John Lee Hooker - that is a riff. JIMMY PAGE Isolation doesn't bother me at all. It gives me a sense of security. JIMMY PAGE When I was still in the Yardbirds, our producer, Mickie Most, would always try to get us to record a... JIMMY PAGE If you see a blatant error or misconception about yourself, you really want to set it straight. JIMMY WALES I don't want to tell President Obama how to make a speech. He's a much better speech maker t... JIMMY CARTER The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. JIMMY JOHNSON Never treat your audience as customers, always as partners. JIMMY STEWART We should live our lives as though Christ was coming this afternoon. JIMMY CARTER A strong nation, like a strong person, can afford to be gentle, firm, thoughtful, and restrained. It... 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JIMMY CARTER The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows w... JIMMY BRESLIN Media, the plural of mediocrity. JIMMY BRESLIN The only reason this country is different from any place else is that once in a great while, this hu... JIMMY BRESLIN We've uncovered some embarrassing ancestors in the not-too-distant past. Some horse thieves, and som... JIMMY CARTER When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking i... JIMMY BRESLIN We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs, different y... JIMMY CARTER If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. JIMMY BUFFETT Use it or lose it. JIMMY CONNORS If I had my career over again? Maybe I'd say to myself, speed it up a little. JIMMY STEWART Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. JIMMY BRESLIN Do you want to be safe and good, or do you want to take a chance and be great? 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calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs. JIMMY CARTER I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I wil... JIMMY CARTER If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human ... JIMMY CARTER Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime JIMMY CANNON I hate music, especially when it's played. JIMMY DURANTE Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. JIMMY DEMARET Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reason... JIMMY WALES Unless both sides win, no agreement can be permanent. JIMMY CARTER You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not... JIMMY DEAN Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the ... JIMMY CARTER Led Zeppelin was an affair of the heart. Each of the members was important to the sum total of what ... JIMMY PAGE I don't appreciate a preacher who commits adultery and then goes out and blames me. JIMMY SWAGGART I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God kno... JIMMY CARTER I believe there is complete equality between men and women. And I believe those passages in the New ... JIMMY CARTER Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader... JIMMY FALLON We tend to think of World War II and all the atrocities that happened, and people say, 'Never ag... JIMMY SMITS The instruments that bleed into each other are what creates the ambience. Once you start cleaning ev... JIMMY PAGE Let me explain something about guitar playing. Everyone's got their own character, and that'... JIMMY PAGE When I was president, I announced and I still maintain that I can live with Roe v. Wade. I did every... JIMMY CARTER I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obam... JIMMY CARTER I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in... JIMMY CARR There's a common perception among college administrators that they should conceal the high level... JIMMY CARTER I am a nuclear physicist by training and a deeply committed Christian. I don't have any doubt in... JIMMY CARTER It was one of my dreams as a child, growing up in my little village with my cousins. We used to walk... JIMMY CLIFF Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen. JIMMY BUFFETT I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at ... JIMMY FALLON You learn over years of expeditions that having faith, and putting one foot in front of the other, y... JIMMY CHIN 'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wron... JIMMY FALLON Nobody, man or woman, has ever wrecked a good marriage. JIMMY DEAN The thing I like about astronomy is being outside at night and seeing the stars in a dark sky. It ma... JIMMY WALKER Dictators can fix up their entire families in good jobs, in or around government, and often do. In d... JIMMY REID Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plat... JIMMY FALLON You do wonder - when you are at 28,000 feet, the height that aeroplanes cruise at, when you are stru... JIMMY CHIN I am always concerned with finding the right spot and the right shot, so sometimes I forget to appre... JIMMY CHIN I lose anywhere up to 20 pounds on location with adventurers like Conrad Anker or Brady Robinson. So... JIMMY CHIN Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're i... JIMMY FALLON Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high... JIMMY FALLON Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happen... JIMMY FALLON Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you reall... JIMMY FALLON There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks you... JIMMY FALLON I'd be nothing without my wife. She's the coolest. She's the greatest. She is the smarte... JIMMY FALLON You only think of the best comeback when you leave. JIMMY FALLON I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake a... JIMMY FALLON I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos. JIMMY FALLON I like to see people laugh who are normally serious. JIMMY FALLON In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another tr... JIMMY FALLON I don't like to kick people when they're down. I like to kick people when they're up. JIMMY FALLON If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of ... JIMMY FALLON Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm... JIMMY FALLON I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive. JIMMY FALLON Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way... JIMMY FALLON I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year. JIMMY FALLON L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I th... JIMMY FALLON Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dang... JIMMY FALLON Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. JIMMY FALLON The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. JIMMY FALLON Everyone looks so much better when they smile. JIMMY FALLON I didn't have any sophistication. I didn't really have any great taste or anything like that... JIMMY IOVINE I truly believe the intention of creating positive change is so important to the collective consciou... JIMMY CHIN The par putts sometimes are bigger than the birdie putts. JIMMY WALKER We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children. JIMMY CARTER Jesus never said a word about homosexuality. In all of his teachings about multiple things - he neve... JIMMY CARTER Whatever starts in California unfortunately has an inclination to spread. JIMMY CARTER We reached a high point in my opinion with the passage of the civil rights legislation and Martin Lu... JIMMY CARTER War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a go... JIMMY CARTER It is difficult for the common good to prevail against the intense concentration of those who have a... JIMMY CARTER Testing oneself is best when done alone. JIMMY CARTER Like music and art, love of nature is a common language that can transcend political or social bound... JIMMY CARTER We've become, now, an oligarchy instead of a democracy. I think that's been the worst damage... JIMMY CARTER I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. JIMMY CARTER America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense human rights invented America. JIMMY CARTER Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense o... JIMMY CARTER When I was in the White House, I was confronted with the challenge of the Cold War. Both the Soviet ... JIMMY CARTER I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destinati... JIMMY DEAN Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been. JIMMY BUFFETT The blues tells a story in itself. It can make you happy or give you a feeling to swing. JIMMY RUSHING For this generation, ours, life is nuclear survival, liberty is human rights, the pursuit of happine... JIMMY CARTER You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. JIMMY KIMMEL I don't eat two days a week. And people are fascinated by it, but it works. If you cut two days ... JIMMY KIMMEL