To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
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The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever than the men who laugh at them.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Fools admire, but men of sense approve.
ALEXANDER POPE It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools
SPANISH PROVERB If fools didn't talk, there wouldn't be wise men to listen and laugh.
EPHDAN Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself.
OSHO We're all kind of God's fools. The process is going to make fools out of all of us, I think: fools i...
JOHN CUSACK Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men; for the wise men shun the mistakes of fool...
CATO THE ELDER Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everythin...
JOSEPH ADDISON Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything...
JOSEPH ADDISON I liked myths. They weren't adult stories and they weren't children's stories. They were better than...
NEIL GAIMAN Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
CRISS JAMI June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them.
RICK RIORDAN Custom is the plague of wise men and the idol of fools.
THOMAS FULLER What men prize most is a privilege, even if it be that of chief mourner at a funeral.
JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to want little.
DIOGENES It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to want little.
DIOGENES OF SINOPE At Athens, wise men propose, and fools dispose.
ALCUIN (ALBINUS) At Athens, wise men propose, and fools dispose.
ALCUIN The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only.
THOMAS HOBBES I don't know if I have a favorite color.
KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl.
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NORBERT BOLZ The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible.
BERNARD M. BARUCH The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible.
BERNARD BARUCH It takes more than just awareness for us to change. It takes courage and humility and the willingnes...
BUD HARRIS Shallow men speak of the past; wise men of the present and fools of the future
MADAME MARIE DU DEFFAND Young men think old men are fools, but old men know young men are fools.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are
fools.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
GEORGE CHAPMAN How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine."
The Q...
LEWIS CARROLL For fools admire, but me of sense approve.
ALEXANDER POPE The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
HERBERT SPENCER The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
HERBERT SPENCER The quality of sobriety is measured by both your sense of humor and your unwillingness to laugh at t...
TERENCE T. GORSKI The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Wise men profit more by fools than fools by wise men.
MARCUS PORCIUS CATO Innovators and men of genius have almost always been regarded as fools at the beginning (and very of...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.
CHINESE PROVERBS Wise men are more dependent on fools than fools on wise men.
CATO (MARCUS PORCIUS CATO "THE ELDER") (A/K/A CATO THE CENSOR) wasting what little breath he did have laughing at himself. Because sometimes, that’s all you coul...
KELLEY ARMSTRONG Okay, sense of humor: plus one. Being able to laugh at yourself: plus one. Being able to laugh at ot...
KATIE ASELTON When you’re anonymous, other opinions shrink next to the sounds in your own head.
DAN GROAT We all are wearing many hundred glasses of different colors. Therefore, everyone sees the world in d...
MUDITHA CHAMPIKA You have to have a sense of humor about yourself and laugh at yourself in the company of those you l...
DALE SANDERS don’t say you’se ole. You’se uh lil girl baby all de time. God made it so you spent yo’ ole ...
ZORA NEALE HURSTON When the highest type of men hear Tao,
They diligently practice it.
When the average type of m...
LAO-TZU Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men.
THOMAS HENRY HUXLEY Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.
HARRY DAY Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men.
THOMAS HUXLEY Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.
DOUGLAS BADER Wise men and fools cannot exist without the other. If there are no wise men, there are no fools, and...
SIDDHARTH KONKIMALLA Oh, Mona, we're all damned fools! Some of us just have more fun with it than others. Loosen up, dear...
ARMISTEAD MAUPIN Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
CATO (MARCUS PORCIUS CATO "THE ELDER") (A/K/A CATO THE CENSOR) Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
CATO THE ELDER Controversy equalizes fools and wise men - and the fools know it
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES I think I have a sense of mischief and that I can laugh at myself.
ERIC CANTONA Out of our reach the gods have laid
Of time to come th' event,
And laugh to see the fools afra...
SIR CHARLES SEDLEY Men may live fools, but fools they cannot die.
EDWARD YOUNG Real men laugh at opposition; real men smile when enemies appear.
MARCUS GARVEY These are old fond paradoxes to make fools laugh i' th' alehouse.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself.
MUHAMMAD ALI A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated ...
BILLY GRAHAM Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him ...
FRANCIS BACON, SR. A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things d...
DWIGHT DAVID EISENHOWER Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor i...
WILLIAM JAMES It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
MAX EASTMAN I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
FRANK A. CLARK A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign th...
HUGH SIDEY The stars are out tonight. All of them.
JAMES HALAT But how can you have a sense of wonder if you’re prepared for everything?
MARGARET ATWOOD Dreams, memories, the sacred--they are all alike in that they are beyond our grasp. Once we are even...
YUKIO MISHIMA How sooner we met a good partner in life it's better from that moment our days will be more smoother...
JAN JANSEN EASY BRANCHES Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
EMINEM Logical consequences are the scare-crows of fools and the beacons of wise men
THOMAS HENRY HUXLEY Men can acquire knowledge, but not wisdom. Some of the greatest fools ever known were learned men.
PROVERB Men can acquire knowledge, but not wisdom. Some of the greatest fools ever known were learned men.
SPANISH PROVERB It is understandable that the perspectives of men and women on safety are so different--men and wome...
GAVIN DE BECKER Fools that will laugh on earth, most weep in hell.
CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE The world is changed not by the self-regarding, but by men and women prepared to make fools of thems...
P.D. JAMES Passion often makes fools of the wisest men and gives the silliest wisdom.
FRANçOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD We all are wearing many hundred glasses of different colors. So, everyone see the world in different...
MUDITHA CHAMPIKA To this congress the poet speaks not of peculiar and personal things, but of what in himself is most...
RICHARD WILBUR The secret of my success is my hairspray.
RICHARD GERE Love is blind, and a deaf-mute too.
PATRICK ROTHFUSS A fool with a heart and no sense is just as unhappy as a fool with sense and no heart.
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and lau...
BERT WILLIAMS When men yield up the privilege of thinking, the last shadow of liberty quits the horizon.
THOMAS PAINE Do we really want to be rid of our resentments, our anger, our fear? Many of us cling to our fears, ...
NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
BILL WATTERSON There is nothing useless to men of sense
JEAN DE LA FONTAINE Controversy equalizes fools and wise men in the same way - and the fools know it.
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, SR. Infants have no privilege to cheat men
PETER KING May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise a...
THEODOR REIK Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise a...
THEODORE REIK When men speak of the future, the Gods laugh.
CHINESE PROVERB Friendship's the privilege of private men; for wretched greatness knows no blessing so substantial.
NAHUM TATE For me, compatibility is a sense of humour, being able to laugh together; that is very important.
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