Today the same thing over. I've got it up the tree again.

The battle of the sexes and you're winning hands down.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.

One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a women is, until
after considerable acquaintance with her.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired