One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a women is, until
after considerable acquaintance with her.

There are women who have an indefinable charm in their faces which makes them beautiful to their intimates, but a cold stranger who tried to reason the matter out and find this beauty would fail

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Today the same thing over. I've got it up the tree again.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage