Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

Mom, can I have some pie?

Screw you guys, I'm going home

Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.

Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.