Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public.

Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.