Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs.

We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it...

The words 'Space Age' have a quaint, nostalgic tone - sitting on midcentury modern furniture watching 'The Jetsons.'

Democrats hate America being a world power because world power gives power to the nation instead of to Democrats.

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

As a longtime former resident of 15 years in Washington, I wish that everybody would stay off the Mall with their political cause so that we can get out there, you know, and play flag football or Frisbee, or walk the dog or something - you know, which is, you know, what the National Mall should be for, in my personal opinion.