We all have kitchens, so we all have the proper equipment to brew beer.

In the competition, we try to keep the judging as objective as possible. The wines are judged blind, meaning all the bottles are coded, so the judges don't know which maker is responsible for the selections. Even the stewards don't know who the wine makers are.

He was a wise man who invented beer.

And the bar tender says to Renee Descartes, "Another beer?" And Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine