We call it a chameleon offense. We just kind of blend in and look one way one week, a different way the next.

I call myself a chameleon.

I roast and blend a thousand pounds of espresso a week.

[Chris Chelios points the finger at the decline of offense in the NHL squarely in one direction?the league's 30 coaches.] As long as coaches play their marquee players for 15 minutes a game, it's not going to change, ... Let them play 25-30 minutes and let them score, that's the way it should be. But it's coaches and their systems.

We are entering a new phase, and we can call it the endemic phase.

I like switching gears. I'm kind of a chameleon.