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JON KATZ
When the Beatles wrote 'Paperback Writer,' it couldn't have been the same old thing. You...
JON BATISTE
I think that generally music should be a positive thing, I like Bob Marley's attitude: he said t...
JON FISHMAN
I was born in March 1949, a post war baby boomer.
JON ENGLISH
'Just looking at pictures' used to be considered cheating. No longer. The graphic novel is b...
JON SCIESZKA
'The Royals' has emerged as a breakout series that has become one of E Network's highest...
JON FELTHEIMER
A tiny little baby!' says Tam. 'People look at me like I'm an animal. People who don't know me judge...
JON RONSON
I'd like to repeat the advice that I gave you before, in that I think you really should make a radic...
JON KRAKAUER
Happiness [is] only real when shared
JON KRAKAUER
It's not always necessary to be strong, but to feel strong.
JON KRAKAUER
You can lay down and die, or you can get up and fight, but that's it -- there's no turning back.
JON ENGLISH
Yeah, that's the ticket.
JON LOVITZ
I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
JON TROAST
James Taylor may be an all-American boy but he isn't Horatio Alger, and the lionizing of many ro...
JON LANDAU
Words without deeds is an affront to the principle that guides our Nation and makes a mockery of the...
JON CORZINE
Some people think we're adrift without any guidelines. I don't. I think we've had instru...
JON VOIGHT
I would still rather be in Silicon Alley. I like the West Coast also, but it's sort of fragmente...
JON ORINGER
I am a huge admirer of Franklin Roosevelt's, and I believe social security has done untold good ...
JON MEACHAM
Among the many problems with taking the Bible literally is it reduces the most mysterious and comple...
JON MEACHAM
Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter...
JON KATZ
One wonders whether the Obama re-election campaign may be on the right track as it seeks to apply th...
JON MEACHAM
'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff B...
JON LANDAU
I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co...
JON PARDI
If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&...
JON MEACHAM
If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin...
JON SEDA
I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett...
JON ORINGER
When I went to Everest, I underestimated things. I just didn't know what altitude could do. Or t...
JON KRAKAUER
With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperativ...
JON PORTER
Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...
JON KATZ
A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led...
JON KATZ
If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose...
JON KATZ
Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s...
JON KATZ
It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a...
JON KATZ
Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall...
JON KATZ