Jon Stewart
Related JON STEWART I am aware that everyone that exists has a story, and we all exist because that story is important f... ARZELL If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... The words you can’t find, you borrow.GABRIELLE ZEVIN Dae FATE NAYAE Nanagha Vandhuttoom Da, Sandy , Na Nata, London Lass,Russian Grapes, Ellorum Ippa Van... SATHESH KUMAR M RALPH WALDO EMERSON Inspired By Beauty In Creation We Are One DANIEL GILMAN AKIROQ BROST Air is approximately 21% oxygen, our brains feed off of oxygen. So basically we are all airheads. ANDONI GARCIA Are shadows a shadowy reflection of the soul or is it a reflection of who we really are, or possibly... GARY F EVANS... DEYTH BANGER A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON WENDY MASS STEPHEN CHBOSKY We may not get to choose how we die, but we can chose how we live. SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Dreams are hopeful because they exist as pure possibility. Unlike memories, which are fossils, long ... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON ALBERT EINSTEIN DEYTH BANGER DEYTH BANGER What, the glass is half-full instead of half-empty? Bullshit. What they don't tell you is that regar... T.J. KLUNE The competition was excellent and we were very happy to get into (the tournament). We are group A so... KARLE BYRD CRAIG GROESCHEL It's a lie to think that you are not good enough. It's a lie to think that you are not beautiful. It... DISON ARNIBAL We are here to create, not destroy. VIKTORIJA GRUMBLYTė ANTHONY T. HINCKS You are worth more than you think you are SOTONYE ANGA Because you can only die once but you can suffer forever. SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Everything passes by, and we are left with just our memories BEN OAK The chakras in your body are as to galaxies on the body of God. L.J. VANIER ALDOUS HUXLEY DOUGLAS COUPLAND What is the meaning of life…to give life meaning. CLIFFORD COHEN Every little gracious act adds to the quotient of grace in the world - how gracious can you be today... ANGIE KARAN CRAIG GROESCHEL THOMAS HARRIS We must constantly remind ourselves that we are the image and likeness of God SOTONYE ANGA HENRY CLOUD AKIROQ BROST What Does It Matter What We Believe, as long as we treat others the way we want to be treated? JEFFREY A. WHITE JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD We are responsible for ourselves and each other. RODEL NATIVIDAD CASIO It hurts our ability to get sponsors. We are at a disadvantage in trying to win a championship. JOE CUSTER CRAIG GROESCHEL Everyone is the Umbrella Man and he is everyone. Every cough, sneeze, smile and wave means both ever... CRAIG CLEVENGER I knew there was something peculiar about you," she said. "And I mean that as the highest compliment... RANSOM RIGGS If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y... GARY F EVANS... CARLOS GHOSN The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..DAVE ZEBIAN To not be optimistic about the human race, would be a disregard of the power of the Spirit who creat... MARTIN SUAREZ The awakening is finally realizing that you are a part of God, like a single cell that finally sees ... L.J. VANIER PIERRE TEILHARD DE CHARDIN We are custodians. We are stewards. Our actions are being watched by others around us. Someone is lo... ANGIE KARAN SUZANNE COLLINS The farmer in us makes us do the things we do SOTONYE ANGA 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON DOUGLAS COUPLAND DAVID LEVITHAN LEWIS CARROLL VIRONIKA TUGALEVA Our failures in charity are chained to a narrowed vision of the world that makes too much of the dif... REBECCA GOLDSTEIN Obviously, our thoughts are with her, but at the same time, the show must go on. We just have to pic... KATIE DOUGLAS ORISON SWETT MARDEN We are at a disadvantage to the larger high schools. At times, I feel like we really haven't been co... KATHERINE BROWN DAVID MITCHELL The findings show that we have a significant majority of respondents who have been with us for more ... KATHY ANDERSON JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER ABHISHEK KUMAR We are involved in a war. We will not show our weapons. But we are very active, and believe me, we h... JOSEPH KINSCH It puts you at a slight disadvantage. You have to teach your new swimmers, but we are glad we have t... JULIE WITHINGTON PAUL BREMER STEPHEN COLBERT C. JOYBELL C. There is a farmer in every person. It is the farmer in you that makes you sow and reap SOTONYE ANGA C. JOYBELL C. The island is ours. Here, in some way, we are young forever. E.LOCKHART اگر میخواهید جایی زندگی کنید که مردمش از موش ها نمیترسن... EMILY LOCKHART You hate cake doughnuts."E.LOCKHART There are parallel universes in which different events have happened to the same people. An alternat... E. LOCKHEART There is not even a scrabble word for how bad I feel. E. LOCKHEART E. LOCKHART Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark.E.LOCKHART E. LOCKHART We were running our offense, looking to attack it any chance we get. When we are aggressive and atta... CARA ENRIGHT It takes great courage to write great books. Find your courage and find your voice. KRISTEN LAMB Persistence can look a lot like stupid. KRISTEN LAMB You certainly believe in the power of love. And throughout the series, you see how love shows itself... MOUTASEM ALGHARATI Comrades, we are going to try to cheer you up, and our sense of humor will help us in this endeavor,... RUDOLPH HERZOG We take it very seriously. Even the bread crumbs we make to put in our meatloaf are seasoned daily a... CHRISTIAN COUGHLIN CRAIG GROESCHEL Three of our EQ1-MK2 equalizer units are used in the surround output of the FOH console at Celine Di... DANIEL WEISS MALALA YOUSAFZAI With the unbalanced schedule, over a third of our at-bats are against these teams so it's important ... MICHAEL YOUNG DANIEL MORGAN We are transitioning rapidly from a traditional manufacturing and agricultural society to a competit... MICHAEL HARRIS Obviously, we're glad they're here and looking at us. We hope they find that we are a good fit for t... J. WEBB HORTON Well the Street has our target date for breaking even at fourth quarter of 2002, and we think it mig... FERNANDO ESPUELAS I saw that animals were important. I saw that plants were even more important. I was also to learn t... ELIZABETH MARSHALL THOMAS Every day we wait puts our students at a disadvantage. EUGENE WHITE ROB BELL
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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-b... 
The words you can’t find, you borrow.
I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ... 
Empathy is a bridge. Our sufferings connect us. Let pain make you softer. 
We are this fucking stick in the end... 
We are here because over billions of years, countless variables fell into place, any of which could ... 
So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to... 
A human being is a part of the whole, called by us "Universe", a part limited in time and space. 
Outside... we are just nobody... you could meet me outside... but it doesn't mean that I am DeYtH Ba... 
Come on... come on... I am waiting for answer... 
We are far from perfect but willing to be different. 
Aliens have been here for millennium.
The first questions to be asked and answered in every contingency of life being: How will this thoug... 
It was pivotal in making you but you don't remember it. Or do you? Do we understand the events that ... 
Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ... 
Sometimes we represent our weakness as if it were bad. We don’t think it’s okay to be weak…We ... 
We're all in this together. You are not alone. All lines and divisions are artificial. We are one. W... 
There is a terrific disadvantage in not having the abrasive quality of the press applied to you dail... 
If we're honest with ourselves, most of us know the one thing we lack. 
Without any doubt I don't like Formula One with an average show, I like Formula One with a strong sh... 
We are one, after all, you and I, together we suffer, together exist and forever will recreate one a... 
I think we put our children at an enormous disadvantage by not educating them in war, by not letting... 
In periods of rapid personal change, we pass through life as though we are spellcast. We speak in se... 
You can find sorrow in the arithmetic, and you can find a bittersweet hope. 
But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat... 
Perhaps there is nothing wrong with being childish and naïve. Perhaps naivety is simply the unwilli... 
Most of us are at war with ourselves, are our own worst enemies. We expect a great deal of ourselves... 
I would agree with your statement that many of my protagonists are outsiders. I wonder if we all are... 
We need a better way to talk about eating animals. We need a way that brings meat to the center of p... 
Love more, hurt less. Laugh more, cry less. Live more, worry less. Give more, take less. Hug more, f... 
We try very quickly to show that we are not at war with the Iraqi people. We're trying to deal w... 
The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jo... 
People wonder if it’s possible to meet a person, or to just read their name out loud for the first... 
Our parents can show us a lot of things: they can show us how we are to be and what things we ought ... 
He was contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee. 
In many countries, they do not even keep track of how girls are doing in school, or if they are ther... 
At the moment we have a contract (draft) that were are looking at with our legal advisors and obviou... 
As we experience this love, there is a temptation at times to become hostile to our earlier understa... 
More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch wit... 
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Attacks on a politician's identity - questioning Romney's religion, say, or Obama's birt... 
'Swagger' would be the word for 'Dirt On My Boots.' With the real funky drum loop an... 
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There's something real in women's intuition. It's an accurate signpost for decision maki... 
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As a member of Congress, and a parent, I understand the importance of ensuring that families are abl... 
Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim o... 
I was born in March 1949, a post war baby boomer. 
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I'd like to repeat the advice that I gave you before, in that I think you really should make a radic... 
Happiness [is] only real when shared 
Yeah, that's the ticket. 
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One wonders whether the Obama re-election campaign may be on the right track as it seeks to apply th... 
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