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Illeana Douglas

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I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unkno...
TRACY MORGAN 'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that.
TRACY MORGAN I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday ...
DANA CARVEY Saturday Night Live.
BEN STILLER Saturday Night Live
JULIA SWEENEY Adam Sandler, Mike Myers, Dava Carvey, Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell - they're all the best.
KYLE MOONEY I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy.
LESLIE JONES Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.
GREG GUTFELD 'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life.
TRACY MORGAN Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....
CHRIS FARLEY Some of my favorite actors are Gene Wilder and Eddie Murphy back in the day - that's mainly what...
MICHAEL PENA My inspiration to do comedy came from many places. Saturday mornings, I would watch Bob Hope and Jer...
ERIK GRIFFIN I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends.
KEVIN NEALON On 'Shrek,' Eddie Murphy was locked in as the donkey before we'd even designed the donke...
KELLY ASBURY 48 Hours was fun. Back then Eddie Murphy was very inexperienced, and Nick Nolte was.
WALTER HILL It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sin...
CHRISTINA AGUILERA As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE To me, there were comedies that should go up for Oscars. I think Eddie Murphy in 'The Nutty Prof...
TERRY CREWS We would always talk about that and say All That was the new Saturday Night Live.
NICK CANNON My humor is a lot like Kristen Wiig's from 'Saturday Night Live' or 'Bridesmaids....
NICOLE ARI PARKER From the time I was about 7 until I was about 13 or 14, I looked like I was Pat from 'Saturday N...
KIRSTEN VANGSNESS Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.
ARIES SPEARS I remember watching Eddie Murphy's stand-up act when I was little, and just being mesmerized.
ROB RIGGLE Neil often uses this quotation from the Eddie Murphy movie and the air hostess obviously took it ami...
RIAAN LOUW On 'Saturday Night Live,' you wear so many hats there. You're the prop person, the actor...
CASEY WILSON We had a great crowd Friday night, but Saturday and Sunday nights were incredible,
FRANCIS SLAY Art should be witty, like a good Eddie Murphy movie, to make your life a little easier and better.
WILLIAM QUIGLEY It's totally my dream job. I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.' We'd watch it a...
VANESSA BAYER When you build characters from the outside in, they become, oftentimes they become like 'Saturda...
ASHTON KUTCHER Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy c...
TRACY MORGAN I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people
GEORGE CARLIN We were very balanced offensively. We were able to run the ball very, very well, and we were able to...
JOE MACK 'Saturday Night Live' was actually started with a show that Lorne Michaels and I did at a su...
HOWARD SHORE At the beginning of each week at 'Saturday Night Live,' we have a full cast meeting where Lo...
BILL HADER In the first half (Saturday) night, we were really flat. We need better execution on offense.
LEN BONE My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, an...
CHRIS ROCK You need good goaltending to win big games and both teams got it (Saturday night).
ANTHONY PALUMBO Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work ...
TINA FEY We experienced the high Friday night and the low Saturday night.
DAVE FARRELL We're from Athens, GA.; we're big Bulldog fans, and I remember watching A. J. Green, David P...
QUAVO On the comedy side of what I love as a filmmaker are Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, and Eddie Murphy; t...
DAVID DOBKIN The first two years I was on 'MADtv' were really, really fun. We always thought it was '...
IKE BARINHOLTZ About 70 Danes live in Syria. Some left last (Saturday) night, others this morning.
LARS THUESEN This year we won't have big eyeballs. We won't be satisfied until we're playing (for the Class AAA t...
BROOKE BAKER 'Tower Heist?' That is a movie that it's hard not to name-drop, but, it's a crew of ...
MICHAEL PENA Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stay...
DANA CARVEY The most nerve-wracking experience is an oral presentation in class. And right under that would be d...
RIVERS CUOMO I would love to host 'Saturday Night Live.' That's one of my goals in life - just puttin...
ALESSIA CARA The biggest success story in terms of drawing Hispanic fans and drivers has been our Saturday night ...
JOE MATTIOLI We all get together Friday night, and we'll get together again (Saturday night).
BOB FOSTER This has evolved from an older man's sport to a family sport. Our dads, more or less, were big cowbo...
ALAN DEAL I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake a...
JIMMY FALLON When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and...
BILL HADER I enjoy Saturday night racing.
DALE EARNHARDT Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
GEORGE S. KAUFMAN I think people think Jim Carrey's just wild and crazy. He really is very disciplined. It is true...
CHRISTINE BARANSKI At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave ...
KEVIN HART By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night L...
SARAH SILVERMAN You know, if you look all my stuff... If you go back to 'Saturday Night Live,' my stuff alwa...
EDDIE MURPHY I enjoy getting to work on 'Saturday Night Live', where I get to do people like David Paters...
FRED ARMISEN Clearly things were not right last Saturday night and it was time to shake things up,
CLIVE WOODWARD People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he'...
HANNIBAL BURESS I would love to do it. It's not been confirmed, but I'd love to go back and do Saturday Night Live .
ASHLEE SIMPSON There have been, like, three auditions in my life where I feel like I'm in a 'Saturday Night...
CHRIS PINE I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw my...
DANA CARVEY But we knew the characters pretty well because we were all big fans of the books.
RUPERT GRINT Who made me laugh when I was growing was Chaplin and the Marx Brothers, and then moving on, there we...
CHEVY CHASE We took the kids to see Grease. We were really just looking for something to do as a family on a Sat...
KAREN OWEN Eddie Cranford came up big, real big, with that three.
ARMON JOHNSON We had heard online that there were a number of pro athletes who were big fans of 'Pitch Perfect...
MAX HANDELMAN Brent told us he was going to dominate (Saturday), and he obviously brought his game face. He was an...
BRENT COLEMAN I think if we run big (tomorrow), we'll be a horse that's a live shot. We may be a long shot -- but ...
DANNY PEITZ My thing is you're only as good as the people you work with. I've been blessed to work with ...
TERRY CREWS When I started on 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the choice of wearing contact lenses, which I...
TINA FEY I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funn...
EMMA STONE We have a big game on Saturday.
ARSENE WENGER By Saturday night, the numbers were high enough to close (school) Monday and Sunday School at Trinit...
DEANNA HINDENACH When I started comedy, I was a big Eddie Murphy fan. I thought if you did stand-up, you were suppose...
LIL REL HOWERY It was cold and raining Saturday night.
CMDR. LEE VANCE During one of the big snows last winter, Barbara had a handful of us over on Friday night, and Satur...
WILL NOLAN Eddie Murphy, Bill Murray, Will Ferrell, those guys mean so much to me because I watched those guys ...
ROB RIGGLE Oh, we gave it to him on Saturday night, and I'm talking about proposals,
RON CAREY The allegations of gross sex imposition and rape were not made until Saturday night, ... The defenda...
WARREN COUNTY Eddie Murphy was my guy for a long time. My first exposure to 'SNL' was his 'Best Of'...
TARAN KILLAM As a kid on Saturday night, the streets were full. Now the only business we get is from the (Museum ...
CAROLYN THOMAS God only knows what else is on the web about me.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I always wanted to get into the horror genre. I like scary movies. I want to go to the fan shows and...
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I had an obsession that I was male characters from movies.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I like doing movies that relate to people's experience.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I loved the idea of the Nerd as Hero, which Ghost World also had.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I want to be an animated character. I'm also doing more writing and directing.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I wore a lot of vintage clothing. I dressed like a reporter, with a little card in my hat. I had the...
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I'm a big fan of Albert Brooks, Nichols and May. I'd like to follow in their footsteps and d...
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I'm a huge poster collector.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I've done a few studio films in the last few years where I feel like I've done good work, an...
ILLEANA DOUGLAS In high school, my goal was to be a writer for SNL, then I got into the acting.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS It was an interesting way to come across in my first big role. To work with Robert DeNiro was very e...
ILLEANA DOUGLAS It's nice to see a movie where people are actually succeeding.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS When I do a character, I try to base it on someone I have met or an experience I've had.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS When we were doing a scene, lots of times we would collapse giggling, because it seemed so silly bec...
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ILLEANA DOUGLAS I always wanted to get into the horror genre. I like scary movies. I want to go to the fan shows and...
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I had an obsession that I was male characters from movies.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I like doing movies that relate to people's experience.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I loved the idea of the Nerd as Hero, which Ghost World also had.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I want to be an animated character. I'm also doing more writing and directing.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I wore a lot of vintage clothing. I dressed like a reporter, with a little card in my hat. I had the...
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I'm a big fan of Albert Brooks, Nichols and May. I'd like to follow in their footsteps and d...
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I'm a huge poster collector.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I've done a few studio films in the last few years where I feel like I've done good work, an...
ILLEANA DOUGLAS In high school, my goal was to be a writer for SNL, then I got into the acting.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS It was an interesting way to come across in my first big role. To work with Robert DeNiro was very e...
ILLEANA DOUGLAS It's nice to see a movie where people are actually succeeding.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS When I do a character, I try to base it on someone I have met or an experience I've had.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS When we were doing a scene, lots of times we would collapse giggling, because it seemed so silly bec...
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I come from a pretty strange family.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS There's too much insecurity on studio sets, with all the people standing around, whispering.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS The best situation is where they cast you and then they trust you.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS I love anything to do with ventriloquism and magic.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS While the scars of the monstrous Civil War still remain, the wounds have closed since 1865, in large...
DOUGLAS BRINKLEY I have known war as few men now living know it. It's very destructiveness on both friend and foe...
DOUGLAS MACARTHUR Man can now fly in the air like a bird, swim under the ocean like a fish, he can burrow into the gro...
TOMMY DOUGLAS I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
DOUGLAS ADAMS I don't mind being a symbol but I don't want to become a monument. There are monuments all o...
TOMMY DOUGLAS Every chef has his treats. By that, I mean bits and pieces from things you're working on - crust...
TOM DOUGLAS We think that the world is a solid, vivid place, full of shape and colour and solid objects like thi...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Duty, Honor, Country. Those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you c...
DOUGLAS MACARTHUR It's very tough for me to focus. I'm like: 'Look, something shiny! No, focus. Oh, there ...
GABBY DOUGLAS Smile, it's free therapy.
DOUGLAS HORTON I was working on boats as a teenager, sweating like a pig during a summer job.
DOUGLAS LEONE Catfish has a nice firm texture and mild flavor.
TOM DOUGLAS The faux now of Twitter updates and things pinging at you - all the pulses from digitality that we t...
DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF My wife and I decided to try and kick start our kitchens to a $15 minimum wage for cooks. I've p...
TOM DOUGLAS Sometimes we spend more efforts with people that are strangers in terms of making an impression than...
MICHAEL DOUGLAS You may have a broken heart, but you may find someone else.
DOUGLAS BOOTH There's nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his...
MICHAEL DOUGLAS I don't have a cell phone because I know how horrible it is. Using your cell phone is like putti...
DOUGLAS TOMPKINS Slavery is not the only question which comes up in this controversy. There is a far more important o...
STEPHEN DOUGLAS There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and wh...
DOUGLAS ADAMS He thinks with regret of the great days when he could at harvest time at least go down into Hungary ...
DOUGLAS REED The sublimity of wisdom is to do those things living, which are to be desired when dying.
NORMAN DOUGLAS What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes?
NORMAN DOUGLAS To find a friend one must close one eye - to keep him, two.
NORMAN DOUGLAS You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertising.
NORMAN DOUGLAS This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
DOUGLAS ADAMS In 2012, the city of Austin erected an eight-foot-tall bronze statue of Willie Nelson in the heart o...
DOUGLAS BRINKLEY With 'Black Rain,' I spent a lot of time with homicide detectives, and I spent a lot of time...
MICHAEL DOUGLAS If you're part of the Network Generation, you don't have to belong just to one nation. Dual ...
DOUGLAS ALEXANDER Because the Internet is so new, we still don't really understand what it is. We mistake it for a...
DOUGLAS ADAMS There were three Selma-to-Montgomery marches in March 1965, and Rosa Parks had missed the first one....
DOUGLAS BRINKLEY When you put an individual on the cover of a big picture magazine, like 'Life of Look', thei...
DOUGLAS KIRKLAND When I was 8 years old, I made my own encyclopedia of American biography - Johnny Appleseed, Jim Bow...
DOUGLAS BRINKLEY Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.
DOUGLAS MACARTHUR People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
DOUGLAS YATES The British actors I've met and worked with have all been very supportive of each other.
DOUGLAS BOOTH This Network Generation have grown up in a connected world. With Skype, Facebook, Twitter and the In...
DOUGLAS ALEXANDER Most of us still haven't grasped the fact that everything we commit to the digital space - not j...
DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF Our country is now geared to an arms economy bred in an artificially induced psychosis of war hyster...
DOUGLAS MACARTHUR I don't think tablets are where we should be focused. But I do think they could end up being an ...
DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF When we settled our country, the dark forest was considered in some ways evil and something that you...
DOUGLAS BRINKLEY I get verklempt if I see a vintage TI-30 or TI-54 calculator. But I don't think I'd want to ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND No matter how invasive the technologies at their disposal, marketers and pollsters never come to ter...
DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF Most people that derail as leaders in the corporate world, it's not because they couldn't do...
DOUGLAS CONANT It's very important that we keep these special, wild places. It defines the United States. Imagi...
DOUGLAS BRINKLEY Who doesn't love digging into a plate of crab cakes or going after a chilled cracked crab with c...
TOM DOUGLAS I got my feet wet in a couple of shows. I did a cameo on my favorite show, 'The Vampire Diaries....
GABBY DOUGLAS When I arrived at Campbell on January 8, 2001, the company had lost half its market value in the pri...
DOUGLAS CONANT A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the store hits on him. A woman buy...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND When I was a kid and my mom made tomato soup, she would cut buttered toast into squares and float th...
TOM DOUGLAS I'm all for guys being butch and guys being men. I identify with that and appreciate that. But i...
KYAN DOUGLAS I wanted to tell my story and where I came from and my background, because it was not easy.
GABBY DOUGLAS It's just incredible how people come up to me and say, 'Gabby, you inspire me to do anything...
GABBY DOUGLAS I would love to be a role model.
GABBY DOUGLAS I wear makeup pretty much every day. For training, I usually do a lighter base, a lighter blush and ...
GABBY DOUGLAS My mom used to tell me when I was little, 'When it rains, it's God's manifestation - a b...
GABBY DOUGLAS You've got to be confident when you're competing. You've got to be a beast.
GABBY DOUGLAS I've learned how to stay humble. I don't want to get in over my head because when you do tha...
GABBY DOUGLAS Gospel music always relaxes me and calms my nerves.
GABBY DOUGLAS By now, you've probably caught on to something: my mother is always standing by with just the ri...
GABBY DOUGLAS Gold medals are made out of your sweat, blood and tears, and effort in the gym every day, and sacrif...
GABBY DOUGLAS I had to face a lot coming through this journey, a lot of sacrifices, difficulties, challenges, and ...
GABBY DOUGLAS You know, God has a plan for me, and I'm going to follow in his footsteps and just rejoice and b...
GABBY DOUGLAS Technology has moved away from sharing and toward ownership. This suits software and hardware compan...
DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF Always there has been some terrible evil at home or some monstrous foreign power that was going to g...
DOUGLAS MACARTHUR I like to think of thoughts as living blossoms borne by the human tree.
JAMES DOUGLAS How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consent...
NORMAN DOUGLAS I'm not gonna lie, I love Usain Bolt and Serena Williams. What I love about Serena is that she j...
GABBY DOUGLAS The simplest way to prepare Dungeness crabs is to boil them in the shell and set them in front of yo...
TOM DOUGLAS Mormons... are so strong, they can handle wealth, they are confident. I think it is because they are...
MARY DOUGLAS My first job was on Broadway. Then I went into the Navy. When I came out of the Navy, I went back to...
KIRK DOUGLAS Whether in chains or in laurels, liberty knows nothing but victories.
DOUGLAS MACARTHUR It is a fatal error to enter any war without the will to win it. •Douglas MacArthur All great...
DOUGLAS MACARTHUR The negative aspects of Scottish Nationalism are a kind of aggressive complacency, that sort of boas...
DOUGLAS DUNN Some say that the universe is made so that when we are about to understand it it changes into somet...
DOUGLAS ADAMS In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been wid...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it's ten to one if they hang long together...
DOUGLAS JERROLD Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.
DOUGLAS JERROLD Reputations, like beavers and cloaks, shall last some people twice the time of others.
DOUGLAS JERROLD Wit, like money, bears an extra value when rung down immediately it is wanted. Men pay severely wh...
DOUGLAS JERROLD Honest bread is very well--it's the butter that makes the temptation.
DOUGLAS JERROLD I hope that no American . . . will waste his franchise and throw away his vote by voting either for...
DOUGLAS JERROLD A pill that the present moment is daily bread to thousands.
DOUGLAS JERROLD After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.
DOUGLAS JERROLD Greece's European neighbors were able step in and bolster the weak foundation on which Greece...
DOUGLAS WILDER It's hard to legislate what people eat. People are getting fed up with being told what they can ...
TOM DOUGLAS I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
DOUGLAS ADAMS I wanted to be a writer-performer like the Pythons. In fact, I wanted to be John Cleese, and it took...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Time is bunk.
DOUGLAS ADAMS For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Of course you can't 'trust' what people tell you on the web anymore than you can 'tr...
DOUGLAS ADAMS If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictu...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong i...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
DOUGLAS ADAMS If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that w...
DOUGLAS ADAMS My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they freq...
DOUGLAS ADAMS In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed o...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Sustainability includes how you run your business, and my bottom line includes how you treat your pe...
TOM DOUGLAS I don't know about Brad Pitt leaving that beautiful woman to go hold orphans for Angelina. I mea...
MICHAEL DOUGLAS The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS It is fatal to enter an war without the will to win it.
DOUGLAS MACARTHUR Where does personality end and brain damage begin?
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Fashionable people can opt out of the fashion stream, but a stylish person never becomes unstylish u...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Six silent people in a room got me to thinking about the voice we hear in our heads when we read, th...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Knievel seemed braver and more brazen - and more unhinged - than any other athlete-cum-thrill-seeker...
DOUGLAS BRINKLEY I honestly believe that the next big leap in immersive technology will be very much like Brainstorm.
DOUGLAS TRUMBULL To shuck oysters, you'll need an oyster knife, a handy tool with a sturdy handle and a short, ri...
TOM DOUGLAS What is blackness? Is it the way you talk? Do you got to say, 'Dey this, dey dat.' Or the wa...
DOUGLAS WILDER We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
DOUGLAS ADAMS The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
DOUGLAS ADAMS As a professional journalist who nonetheless champions a 'people's' Internet, I am happy...
DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF Prison is an expensive way of making bad people worse.
DOUGLAS HURD Lured by smooth roads onto a new turnpike, he read with surprise the rules he was handed, don't stop...
DOUGLAS WOOLF Twentyone is too old to go anywhere alone, you know that. I want to go with someone. I don't mean as...
DOUGLAS WOOLF Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.
DOUGLAS ADAMS and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.
DOUGLAS ADAMS The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
DOUGLAS ADAMS I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tel...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Computers don't kill books; people do.
DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF I am convinced that grandkids are inherently evil people who tell their grandparents to "just go to ...
SCOTT DOUGLAS I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.
DOUGLAS ADAMS It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
DOUGLAS ADAMS For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
DOUGLAS ADAMS If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people...
DOUGLAS ADAMS In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitch-Hiker's ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.”
“Yeah,” said the voice from...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Don't Panic.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Don't you understand that we need to be childish in order to understand? Only a child sees things wi...
DOUGLAS ADAMS All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you m...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Beethoven tells you what it's like to be Beethoven and Mozart tells you what it's like to be human. ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet g...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The car shot forward straight into the circle of light, and suddenly Arthur had a fairly clear idea ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Experience is the best teacher.
PENELOPE DOUGLAS You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
DOUGLAS ADAMS A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.
DOUGLAS PAGELS Reality is frequently inaccurate.
DOUGLAS ADAMS He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whethe...
DOUGLAS ADAMS And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can't ever ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies a...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest iron...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND I think we have different value systems." —Arthur
"Well mine's better." —Ford
DOUGLAS ADAMS The problem is, or rather one of the problems, for there are many, a sizeable proportion of which ar...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple."

"Ah, well, I'm...
DOUGLAS ADAMS After a fairly shaky start to the day, Arthur's mind was beginning to reassemble itself from the she...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what...
DOUGLAS ADAMS A cup of tea would restore my normality."

[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Screenpla...
DOUGLAS ADAMS There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.
DOUGLAS ADAMS A doctor, a logician and a marine biologist had also just arrived, flown in at phenomenal expense fr...
DOUGLAS ADAMS If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
KIRK DOUGLAS The proverbial German phenomenon of the verb-at-the-end about which droll tales of absentminded prof...
DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the w...
NORMAN DOUGLAS Shall I give you my recipe for happiness? I find everything useful and nothing indispensable. I find...
NORMAN DOUGLAS A man can believe a considerable deal of rubbish, and yet go about his daily work in a rational and ...
NORMAN DOUGLAS Today's environment is beginning to threaten today's organizations, finding them seriously deficient...
DOUGLAS ENGELBART I'm impressed with the people from Chicago. Hollywood is hype, New York is talk, Chicago is work.
MICHAEL DOUGLAS You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what he does and says, but from w...
NORMAN DOUGLAS He talks about the Scylla of Atheism and the Charybdis of Christianity -- a state of mind which, by ...
NORMAN DOUGLAS It takes a wise man to handle a lie, a fool had better remain honest.
NORMAN DOUGLAS It is not helpful to help a friend by putting coins in his pockets when he has got holes in his pock...
DOUGLAS HURD I've never felt better.
DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS Many a man who thinks to found a home discovers that he has merely opened a tavern for his friends.
NORMAN DOUGLAS It isn't by size that you win or fail -- be the best of whatever you are.
DOUGLAS MALLOCH When you determined what you want, you have made the most important decision of your life. You have ...
DOUGLAS LURTAN The mark of a well educated person is not necessarily in knowing all the answers, but in knowing whe...
DOUGLAS EVERETT People who have reformed themselves has contributed their full share towards the reformation of thei...
NORMAN DOUGLAS How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consents ...
NORMAN DOUGLAS Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
NORMAN DOUGLAS So, my argument is that as we become more and more scientifically literate, it
DOUGLAS ADAMS The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for every day.
NORMAN DOUGLAS It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, but that not every one is inhabited. Therefo...
DOUGLAS ADAMS For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins...
DOUGLAS ADAMS