Well let's face it, who on earth besides antique dealers and gay couples actually still give dinner parties?

I even tried to usher her into this century by explaining that wearing rainbows didn’t automatically mean a person was gay. The Lucky Charms leprechaun was not necessarily a homosexual. The Care Bear with the rainbow on his tummy did not have a life partner. He didn’t even have genitals. (6)

If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't mean I'm gay...

Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up

Not all gays respond to the same stuff. Would Alexander the Great have loved Auntie Mame?

Like all men who look this good, Frank has no interest in women.