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Well, to what do we owe the honor of your presence?" I asked snidely. National Slut Convention next door? Twatwaffles Anonymous?


Karina Halle

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GARY F EVANS... We owe the government taxes. We owe our creditors interest. What do these powers owe us?
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EDMUND MORGAN Thumbs down and show us the door. We will leave town and honor your request.
ALAN LARSON I Don't Like What I Do, I Love What I Do!
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KARINA HALLE And what is I was only supposed to burn for a certain amount of time?" I whispered. "What if I was o...
KARINA HALLE No matter what happened, he was Dex and I was Perry and that combination only led to trouble.
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KARINA HALLE Do you think because you can’t see my scars that they don’t exist?...
Most People have thei...
KARINA HALLE I’m scared of him. I’m disgusted by the vile monster he becomes, this beast he lets out. But I s...
KARINA HALLE Frankly, I don’t think I could hang out with you if you weren’t the vice type of guy.”
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KARINA HALLE I feel kind of bad for calling him Twatwaffle now.”
“You should feel bad,” I yelled. “F...
KARINA HALLE Nice, Dex,” she sneered. “You couldn’t wait to get in her pants, could you? You’re a pig.”...
KARINA HALLE Sage shifted beneath me. I put one of my hands back into his thick hair and left it there, pretendin...
KARINA HALLE They didn’t care, which was too bad because I thought everyone should care that I fucked Pe...
KARINA HALLE We can go steady and you can wear my letterman jacket.”
“Ooooh, maybe,” she said playfull...
KARINA HALLE His eyes shone playfully, turning his irises a deep cocoa. "That's why I like you, you're a challeng...
KARINA HALLE Oh we both have screws loose. Just fucking look at us, Dex! We're in the mountains trying to find Sa...
KARINA HALLE You went shopping with Rebecca?'
'Yep,' I said, pulling the shoes out of the box.
His br...
KARINA HALLE I once told you to leave and not to love me,” he cried out, muffled. “I’m taking all of that b...
KARINA HALLE Another snowball, this time it impacted on my shoulder.

I dusted the snow off my coat wi...
KARINA HALLE I shot him an unimpressed look. “Do you really think you’ll win me over by having sex with me?�...
KARINA HALLE He was still a douchecanoe. The douchecanoe who was going to paddle me to safety.
KARINA HALLE Now it was my time to blush. Except that I’m a man and I don’t do that.
KARINA HALLE Why are you so pissed off?" he asked, sounding genuinely surprised. Sometimes I wondered if Dex actu...
KARINA HALLE Who is it?" I asked teasingly
"Bigfoot," Dex answered from his room.
"What do you want, Mr...
KARINA HALLE You think way too much of your dick."
"So do you," he replied with a smile. And God damn it. I ...
KARINA HALLE Why are you so embarrassed?” he asked playfully. “So you passed out during an attempted blowjob....
KARINA HALLE He made a face. “Soy milk. Ugh. Tastes like jizz.”
I gave him a curious look. “And how do...
KARINA HALLE I feel like I’m a disappointment to mankind,” he remarked woefully as he placed the shirt throug...
KARINA HALLE I am sorely disappointed by the congresswoman's decision to proceed with her playboy fund-raiser, .....
JOE ANDREW National honor is the national property of the highest value.
JAMES MONROE National honor is the national property of the highest value
JAMES MONROE ...And it leaks today in the middle of the Democratic national Convention?
JERROLD NADLER We have asked ... if we can do the play next season.
JAMES NICOLA Honor is the presence of God in man.
PAT CONROY What you do will project you
SOTONYE ANGA If you're confused about what to do,
it's a sign that your enemy is winning.
TOBA BETA The first national convention of any political party was the anti-Masonic party.
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GLEN STEWART I did it because the company asked me to. I owe a lot to the company.
ARIF SHAKEEL To what fortuitous occurrence do we not owe every pleasure and convenience of our lives.
OLIVER GOLDSMITH To what fortuitous occurrence do we not owe every pleasure and convenience of our lives.
OLIVER GOLDSMITH I look forward to their convention and look forward to hearing the President talk about what he will...
HAROLD FORD, JR. I like the idea of defying the convention of what it is to be in your 40s, or 50s, or 60s.
ANTHONY KIEDIS I never expected anything like this, especially your next door neighbor.
DANIEL TORRES I asked the man on the phone from the National Endowment for the Arts what this fellowship entailed,...
JOHNNY GIMBLE Sacrifice is a terribly difficult thing to do, of which you will be asked to do many times along you...
FORREST CURRAN [The flier says Edmonds supports] allowing everyone ... has supported allowing a convention of party...
BOB FERGUSON No, I don't want your money. The world moves less by money than by what you owe people and what they...
HARUKI MURAKAMI What is your name?" asked Lear.
Caius," said Kent.
And whence do you hail?"
From Bonk...
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KASIE WEST I was never the girl next door.
BETTIE PAGE The words you can’t find, you borrow.
We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN So walk through the door. Walk through the door and see if it leads to another one open. For if it d...
SHELBY DAWSON We would rather starve than sell our national honor.
INDIRA GANDHI We would rather starve than sell our national honor
INDIRA GANDHI Next to theology I give music the highest place of honor.
MARTIN LUTHER We asked them to make big plays. They did most of what we asked them to do.
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GARY F EVANS... I decided to run when they asked me in the middle of the convention. I did not expect and did not se...
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PHILIP ZIMBARDO I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.
DOLLY PARTON I was like, 'Well, why not? This is what you do. This is your job.' So when I asked him for help, he...
BRYAN MATTISON is that your subtle way of calling me a slut?
RICHELLE MEAD We both know... that soon everything is going to end...

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This chat will be in the...
DEYTH BANGER We're still in the process of determining what went well and what we're going to do next year,
JOYCE MILLER Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace.
BARRY MCGUIRE Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace
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ERICA THORSON Fitz's door was closed, so she knocked before going in.
"I told you, Mr. Snuggles's visiting ho...
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