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DANE COOK Night after night I could feel the chills go up and down my spine, they played so well.
LAWRENCE WELK Well Larry, lets do this. Lets just push these trees cause I know there is going to be some in this ...
BOB JENSEN I do readings at the public library. I just did a benefit scene night for my old acting teacher.
MARK RUFFALO That ball wasn't even close to Ted Williams' seat back there. That kind of got me frustrated. You kn...
DAVID ORTIZ I know a lot of people see Jimmy Williams against our receivers as a mismatch. But we see it as, if ...
HUNTER CANTWELL I don't know where it went, but it went. He didn't play like an amateur, but I did.
BILLY CLAGETT You know, I'm just a beach bum. I can go surfing all the time down on Huntington Beach and Malibu be...
EDDIE MONEY You've got to have somebody there that lets them know that you care about them. And she did.
SUE MURPHY I was inside Sherwin-Williams and somebody asked, 'who owns a white truck?' I said I did, 'well, it'...
ROBERT OLSON Don't know the manners of good society, eh? Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old ...
TOM TAYLOR It's paramount to what we did all year. Mike Williams is our cornerstone and when he plays well, we ...
CLIFFORD REED Distance sometimes lets you know who is worth keeping, and who is worth letting go.
LANA DEL REY You do not just get to know what you did not know when you travel to the right scenery, but you get ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Writing is something that you don't know how to do. You sit down and it's something that happens, or...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI We know Williams is effective, but the other team knows that, too. They had the Red Army down there ...
SKIP PROSSER I just realized how long it was since the last album, and where did the time go? You know?
JEFF LYNNE I suppose the only thing at 50 you can really start to look forward to is just total irresponsibilit...
JOHNNY DEPP Well? Is it true? Did she?"
"Did she what?"
"You know. Fall outta the crazy tree and hit e...
KAMI GARCIA He just lets you go, really. When we were kind of supposed to rehearse, I don't remember rehearsing ...
ALBERT FINNEY I'll tell what, old Bobbie Williams and Larry Summers did a great job. Bobbie seems to be able to fi...
ALVIN WYATT I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis...
MAC DAVIS What about if you're just a mediocre amateur like me? Well, that's the beauty of experiencing more.
IMMEE LIRKIE I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go reasonably well and the opportunit...
JO BRAND You know that old saying, 'If I knew then what I know now?' Well, now's my chance to apply it.
BYRON SR You know that old saying, 'If I knew then what I know now?' Well, now's my chance to apply it.
BYRON HUGHES SR Next thing I know, Bernie Williams pulled it down the line for a double. I told Castro that's the la...
MIKE PELFREY Lucid dreaming lets you make use of the dream state that comes to you every night to have a stimulat...
STEPHEN LABERGE You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW It's comforting to know that you are not in one of those dictatorships, where you just fall in line....
LOFA TATUPU There is nothing to write about, you say. Well then, write and let me know just this - that there is...
PLINY THE YOUNGER I was unable to sleep well that night and I awoke early. I proceeded to get up and go into work as I...
LAURIE RIECK Prosperity lets goe the bridle. [Prosperity lets go the bridle.]
GEORGE HERBERT I was just trying to be original. I didn't know how well it would go over.
DERRICK CARACTER That's his move. He doesn't move the puck. he just lets it go.
BRIAN GIONTA Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not k...
ANNIE DILLARD Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not k...
ANNIE DILLARD When you fail to score when you get down there like we did, it might haunt you sometime. I'm sure th...
BOBBY BOWDEN Well I think if you really go out with someone for quite a long time you do get to know each other v...
KATE MIDDLETON I feel like a million dollars don't you? ... Good, Lets go get some.
TERRY PRATCHETT You just try to go about your daily routines. But I look at it, I don't know how to say this ... It'...
CHAD LAVALAIS I think it's big. We're a small community and sports are huge here. Just look at the Friday night fo...
BETSY HAYDEN Tiger always lets you know he's around,
BART BRYANT I did not know there were people you could go to for help.
ALVIN SYKES If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go o...
THOMAS J. WATSON Hank Williams' music - it just doesn't go away, for some reason.
GLEN CAMPBELL (Williams) had a good scrimmage. He did a real nice job and grasped things really well. He's taken t...
DAVE BOAL I'm not trying to put you down, but even if I did, you'd have nowhere to go.
ALEKSANDRA NINKOVIC That's not an issue. If I pitch the way I did last night, boo me. If I pitch well, let me know that,...
ALAN EMBREE He stepped in hole as a baby. I ran cold water on it out of the well, but it never did go down.
LEROY ADCOCK There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
DENIS NORDEN They told us to charge up a hill and take an enemy position and we just did it. I did crazy things t...
ANTHONY STASIO Everyone played well today, just go down the roster. I can't single anyone out. But we've got to com...
GREG HARRIS You know I'm old in some ways-in others-well, I'm just a little girl. I like sunshine and pretty thi...
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD That's an absurdity, and Harland knows it.
CARY GOLDSTEIN But the deacon said that the Holy Spirit told him, 'You don't have to come back. You just have to go...
NIK RIPKEN I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. O...
ADAM DEVINE You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry.
GRAHAM KENNEDY I suppose you think that persons who are as old as your father and myself are always thinking about ...
HENRY DAVID THOREAU I knew I was going to have a great night because I was well-prepared, well-focused. You know when yo...
ROBBIE EARL I don't know about that. I did it, but I just go out there and play hard.
TELYSHIA ADAMS [According to his old UNLV roommate, Chad Campbell always orders his burgers without any fixings.] H...
CHRIS RILEY There are too many political factors that can wreck a currency. You have to do what lets you sleep a...
JAMES TURK I did ballet and gymnastics, and then I started acting when I was eight - just doing amateur theater...
OLIVIA COOKE You can't tell a 3-year-old to get on a motorcycle and just hold on to dad. When that child lets loo...
JIM CHAMPAGNE Prongs rode again last night... You know, Harry, in a way, you did see your father last night... You...
J.K. ROWLING It's great for junior golf and it is great for women's amateur golf. I'm thrilled just to be playing...
JULIE GARNER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... I gotta go through, like, a little routine when I wake up in the morning to get everything functioni...
CALVIN JOHNSON You go to the multiplex and you don't see anyone you know, ... invariably you see someone you know. ...
IRWIN SHAW You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pr...
SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS If I can't drive my old pickup to wherever I'm going, well, chances are good that I just won...
WARD CHURCHILL Stare up at the stars,
Don't be fearful of the night.
For, it is the darkness,
That l...
KYRA JACKSON I started out in the Apollo Theater. That's where I got my start. I won Amateur Night four weeks...
FAT JOE They just towed it last night, you know.
GEORGE PEREZ [Did Gerald Williams go all out to catch Antonio Perez's smash that broke up the no-no? Or, since he...
FRAN HEALY You know what? Lets go." I shot Aiden a defiant look. "Come on Seth. Let's go continue our lovers' q...
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
HARLAN ELLISON Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.
KINGSLEY AMIS It's just hard to imagine President Bush, knowing this woman as well as he claims to know her, would...
BILL SAMMON Whether you win or not, the night the Oscars are over, the curtain goes down and you go back to the ...
MARCIA GAY HARDEN I'm just an old hippie. You know, peace and love.
SHERMAN HEMSLEY We did intend, initially, to throw a little more. But [the offensive line] played so well, we decide...
ARRINGTON JONES I don't know. I guess I'll just wait until I get down there and go with my gut.
ANGELA LEWIS We didn't want to lose. I just knew if Marcus (Williams) got me the ball, I was going to knock it do...
RASHAD ANDERSON I don't know why we play so badly one night and so well the next. I don't know.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL Eskimo: 'If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?' Priest: 'No, not if y...
ANNIE DILLARD They're obviously disappointing losses. We played some good teams on this trip and, to me, it just l...
CLIFF ROBINSON First of all the name, and the color purple, I think those two things distinguish the Vikings as muc...
BUD GRANT I think I played well today and you know it's up to him. All I can do is go out there and do the bes...
BRIAN CHING I don't think you'd call me a traditionalist. But you can say I have an old soul, because I ...
SCOTTY MCCREERY Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Rob...
MITCH HEDBERG I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The barte...
JOHN LEE HOOKER You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.
JIMMY DEAN Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you ...
ILONA ANDREWS I realized that it was not that I didn’t want to go on without him. I did. It was just that I didn...
KAY REDFIELD JAMISON We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every ...
CHARLAINE HARRIS If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just...
THOMAS J. WATSON When you go to Pittsburgh, you always go to see Clemente. When the Pirates come to town, you always ...
ORLANDO CEPEDA I did it at night because I loved it. I never did it to make money, as a job. I just did it because ...
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HARLAND BRAUN It's conceivable that the D.A. could find that there is not enough evidence. It would be unusual, bu...
HARLAND BRAUN What do they have to lose by interviewing the suspect? Either he's going to bury himself or exonerat...
HARLAND BRAUN We want the LAPD to investigate Robert Blake. The more they investigate, the more they'll find out h...
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HARLAND BRAUN He's very frustrated because Rosie is the most important thing in his life.
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COL. HARLAND SANDERS Don't be against things so much as for things.
COL HARLAND SANDERS There is something magical about three you know - a trio is tight and nicely economical.
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VENUS WILLIAMS But I like to be thought of as a good father and a good husband.
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VENUS WILLIAMS No matter who you are, the grass is never greener on the other side.
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ROBIN WILLIAMS Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you,...
ROBIN WILLIAMS You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dan...
ROBIN WILLIAMS I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
ROBIN WILLIAMS I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Z...
ROBIN WILLIAMS Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
ROBIN WILLIAMS I met Nelson Mandela, and I really didn't know what to say. It was years ago at a benefit. I was...
ROBIN WILLIAMS When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always though...
ROBIN WILLIAMS A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.
ROBIN WILLIAMS I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of...
ROBIN WILLIAMS I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of be...
ROBIN WILLIAMS I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
ROBIN WILLIAMS One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS I think 'Dead Poets' was probably my favorite, just to get started with the idea of doing a ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.
ROBIN WILLIAMS I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to cre...
ROBIN WILLIAMS Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Reality: What a concept!
ROBIN WILLIAMS If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
ROBIN WILLIAMS If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.
ROBIN WILLIAMS What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.
ROBIN WILLIAMS The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field...
ROBIN WILLIAMS In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski...
ROBIN WILLIAMS We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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