We're like America's little pit bull. They beat it, starve it, mistreat it, and once in a while they let it out to attack somebody.

Without a doubt, the direction Chinese military modernization has taken in recent years absolutely represents a growing threat to the U.S..

I had a lovely military flight, thank you. I love spiraling in -- nothing like that to make your colon go, "Fire in the hole!"

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'

Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster