We've gotten a call about a wedding in 2007.

We're starting a garden club because we do own the grounds.

The senior programming from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Monday through Friday won't change.

In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, getting rich, and whipping servants. But you have to shoot him in the end.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

A survey found that ten percent of those questioned thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife...