What bothers most critics of my work is the goofiness. One reviewer said I need to make up my mind if want to be funny or serious. My response is that I will make up my mind when God does, because life is a commingling of the sacred and the profane, good and evil. To try and separate them is fallacy.

The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil.

Life is neither good or evil, but only a place for good and evil.

There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.

No matter how hard Evil tries, it can never quite match up to the power of Good, because Evil is ultimately self-destructive. Evil may set out to corrupt others, but in the process corrupts itself. That's just the way Evil is. All things considered, it's better to be on the side of Good, even if Evil occasionally has nicer uniforms.

Devil is just "evil" with a "d" and God is just "good" without an "o"