What do they call a comedian who doesn't get any laughs? A philosopher

My ship came in,then it sank!

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn’t be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian,

If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.

The umpire said he went to his mouth. It was a bad call. It was a mistaken call. It's unfortunate that the game, in my opinion, turned on that. You don't know what's going to happen, but it takes it out of the players hands. He did not go to his mouth. He was sweating profusely on his face. He wiped his eyebrow (and came) across his nose and caught it on his face. It was a bad call, plain and simple.