What is a highbrow? He is a man who has found something more interesting than women

He had so much money that he could afford to look poor.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

Oh, man, it was awesome - just being part of a championship game and being able to catch a ball.

It was the most difficult decision I've ever had to make, because I truly like and admire the man.

I remember when I went there (on a recruiting visit) the coach (Steve Leach) said, 'Hey, man, you want a Heisman (Trophy) candidate throwing you the ball?' That was Jason Thomas, I think, playing quarterback. I told them I didn't want to do that, and I ended up going to Iowa State.