What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

If man had created man he would be ashamed of his performance

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody

Today the same thing over. I've got it up the tree again.

I believe I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn’t. To know that the results are profitable to the race would not remove my hostility to it. The pains which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of enmity without looking further.