Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
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Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
BIBLE Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth,
that shall he also reap.
BIBLE Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. —GALATIA...
PAUL THE APOSTLE But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully...
BIBLE He that soweth iniquity shall reap vanity: and the rod of his anger shall fail.
BIBLE Believe in boys and girls and men and women of a great tomorrow that what so ever the boy soweth the...
SOURCE UNKNOWN Whatever a man sow, shall he reap.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.
CLARISSA GRAVES Who soweth good seed shall surely reap; The year grows rich as it groweth old, And life's latest san...
JULIA C. R. DORR Who soweth good seed shall surely reap;
The year grows rich as it groweth old,
And life's late...
JULIA C.R. DORR Who soweth good seed shall surely reap; The year grows rich as it groweth old, And life's latest san...
DOROTHY CANFIELD FISHER As you sow, so shall you also reap.
CHARLES CHURCHILL And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that
bringeth forth his fruit in his se...
BIBLE He that observeth the wind shall not sow; and he that regardeth
the clouds shall not reap.
BIBLE As a man sow, shall he reap. and I know that talk is cheap. But the heat of the battle is as sweet a...
BOB MARLEY As you sow so shall you reap
PROVERB Focus on miracles or breakthrough makes a man to hope that he could reap where he has not sown.
SUNDAY ADELAJA Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that the plowman shall overtake the reaper, and the treader o...
BIBLE They that sow in tears shall reap joy. Psalms 126:5
BIBLE They that sow in tears shall reap joy. [Psalms 126:5].
BIBLE For verily I say unto you, that whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou...
BIBLE And about the eleventh hour he went out, and found others standing idle, and saith unto them, Why st...
BIBLE As you have sown so shall you reap.
MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO As man sows, so shall he reap. In works of fiction, such men are sometimes converted. More often, in...
CHARLES W. CHESNUTT But he that sows lies in the end shall not lack of a harvest, and soon he may rest from toil indeed,...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN Phronesis is a beautiful virtue, practise it and you shall reap the rewards…
SHANA PASCOA He that loveth pleasure shall be a poor man.
BIBLE They have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
BIBLE They have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
HOSEA: 8:7 Entrepreneurship is the lifeblood of any nation,those that believe in her shall reap bountiful succe...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The destroyer of weeds, thistles, and thorns is a benefactor whether he soweth grain or not.
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL The destroyer of weeds, thistles, and thorns is a benefactor whether he soweth grain or not.
ROBERT G. INGERSOLL The destroyer of weeds, thistles, and thorns is a benefactor whether he soweth grain or not
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL Whatsoever things common to man, that man has done, man can do.
MARCUS GARVEY How shall a man escape from that which is written; How shall he flee from his destiny?
FERDOWSI If we have sown unto you spiritual things, is it a great thing if we shall reap your carnal things? ...
BIBLE For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
BIBLE The liberal soul shall be made fat: and he that watereth shall
be watered also himself.
BIBLE If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination...
BIBLE He that toucheth pitch shall be defiled therewith; and he that hath fellowship with a proud man shal...
BIBLE He that toucheth pitch shall be defiled therewith; and he that hath fellowship with a proud man shal...
BIBLE A jubile shall that fiftieth year be unto you: ye shall not sow, neither reap that which groweth of ...
BIBLE A faithful man shall abound with blessings; but he that maketh
haste to be rich shall not be innoce...
BIBLE The Liberal soul shall be made fat: and he that watereth shall be watered also himself. Proverbs 11....
BIBLE And thou shalt sanctify them, that they may be most holy: whatsoever toucheth them shall be holy.
BIBLE But when he (man) shall have been taken from sight, he quickly
goes also out of mind.
[Lat., Cum ...
THOMAS A KEMPIS Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
BIBLE The righteous also shall hold on his way, and he that hath clean hands shall be stronger and stronge...
BIBLE Make ye him drunken: for he magnified himself against the LORD: Moab also shall wallow in his vomit,...
BIBLE There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has tak...
BOOTH TARKINGTON There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has tak...
BOOTH TARKINGTON He also shall be my salvation: for an hypocrite shall not come before him.
BIBLE What we plant in the soil of contemplation, we shall reap in the harvest of action.
MEISTER ECKHART What we plant in the soil of contemplation, we shall reap in the harvest of action
MEISTER ECKHART And whatsoever else shall hap tonight, Give it an understanding, but no tongue
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE If a man will not work, he shall not eat.
BIBLE Before man is life and death, good and evil; that which he shall choose shall be given him. Ecclesia...
BIBLE Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS And every earthen vessel, whereinto any of them falleth, whatsoever is in it shall be unclean; and y...
BIBLE One soweth and another reapeth is a verity that applies to evil as well as good.
GEORGE ELIOT The merit of originality is not novelty; it is sincerity. The believing man is the original man; wh...
THOMAS CARLYLE The merit of originality is not novelty; it is sincerity. The believing man is the original man; wha...
THOMAS CARLYLE Today the man who is the real risk-taker is anonymous and nonheroic. He is the one trying to make in...
JOHN WILLIAM WARD He that loveth silver shall not be satisfied with silver; nor he that loveth abundance with increase...
BIBLE No young man believes he shall ever die
WILLIAM HAZLITT If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts, but if he will content to begin with d...
FRANCIS BACON For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
BIBLE Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.
ARIANNA HUFFINGTON On Facebook, if you don’t like someone else status, photos or posts, they too won’t like your st...
DR HITESH C SHETH For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind:
it hath no stalk: the bud shall y...
BIBLE For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind: it hath no stalk; the bud shall yiel...
BIBLE Sow a thought, reap an act; Sow an act, reap a habit; Sow a habit, reap a character; Sow a character...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Sow a thought, reap an action; sow an action, reap a habit; sow a habit, reap a character; sow a cha...
STEPHEN R. COVEY If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin wit...
FRANCIS BACON In contemplation, if a man begins with certainties he shall end in doubts; but if he be content to b...
FRANCIS BACON If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin wit...
FRANCIS BACON If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts: but if he will be content to begin wit...
FRANCIS BACON, SR. If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin wit...
SIR FRANCIS BACON If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts, but if he will be content to begin wit...
FRANCIS BACON If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts: but if he will be content to begin wit...
FRANCIS BACON SR. Sow an idea, reap an act. Sow an act, reap a habit; Sow a habit, reap a character; Sow a character, ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA He hath also stablished them for ever and ever: he hath made a decree which shall not pass.
BIBLE Whatsoever is good; the same is also approved of God.
RICHARD HOOKER I shall no longer be instructed by the Yoga Veda or the Aharva Veda, or the ascetics, or any other d...
HERMANN HESSE Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that for which he has no grou...
THOMAS HUXLEY Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that for which he has no grou...
THOMAS H. HUXLEY Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that for which he has no grou...
THOMAS HENRY HUXLEY For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and
lose his own soul? or what shall...
BIBLE The more a man denies himself, the more shall he obtain from God
HORACE Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of lif...
BIBLE Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried he shall receive the crown of life.
BIBLE Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of li...
NEW TESTAMENT JAMES, CHAPTER 1, VERSE 12: no man shall be compelled to frequent or support any religious worship, place, or ministry whatsoeve...
THOMAS JEFFERSON 2 Thessalonians 3:10, “If a man will not work, he shall not eat.
HENRY CLOUD When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.
STANLEY KUBRICK The wisdom of a learned man cometh by opportunity of leisure: and he that hath little business shal...
BIBLE, ECCLESIASTICUS 38:24 The wisdom of a learned man cometh by opportunity of leisure: and he that hath little business shall...
BIBLE We also know she's not in any distress whatsoever because she's smiling.
BOB EKSTRAND Sow a thought and you reap an action; sow an act and you reap a habit; sow a habit and you reap a ch...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Sow a thought, and you reap an act; Sow an act, and you reap a habit; Sow a habit, and you reap a ch...
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