When a crab's pissed it walks forward.

Why by a book when you can join a library.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth . . . Then he said, "Let there be light." Which means he made the entire universe in the dark! How fucking good is that? He's brilliant.

He'll be alright.