When he was a little kid, he was a fat, spoiled kid. I can tell the type.

I trained my son to be a puppeteer since he was a little boy.

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

Will you let me talk? I'll have to learn the language all over again!

All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS!

Most folks call 'em green onions, but they're really scallions!