When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck.

I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state.

Don't quack like a duck, soar like an eagle.

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

I feel like Obama's an Illuminati puppet.