When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

When I was born, the doctor looked at my mother and said, 'Congratulations, you have an actor!'

I wasn't born a redhead, but I was born to be a redhead.