I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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BILL PETERSON I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Waddya want me to do? through my sling shot at him?
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STEVE TAYLOR When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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LALITA DABERIA My mother brought me magicians and witches, because I was very ugly, really revolting. So she though...
ROBERTO BENIGNI My mother used to pitch to me and my father would shag balls. If I hit one up the middle close to my...
EDDIE MATHEWS I was a complete brat but was an angel with my mother. I used to be perfectly behaved, and my mother...
KAJOL My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain g...
HEDY LAMARR I've met so many remarkable people so far, coming up through stand-up all these years, who just ...
BOB SAGET I said something really stupid once. I told a friend that my mother was so beautiful, but my dad was...
GENE WILDER My mother had a sewing machine. I was never allowed to use it, but I was so fascinated by this littl...
PHILIP TREACY I feed my devils, so they let me live in peace, with peace.
EHDDAH I was an only child, and Mother was always right with me all my life. I used to get very angry at he...
ELVIS PRESLEY My mom used to tell me, “I don’t like my mother, but I love her.
ASPEN MATIS When I was 13 or 14, my mother used to gift me books that I was dying to read. Those are my most mem...
KAJOL When I was younger I used to do gymnastics and flip a lot, so that helped me with my balance.
KORY SHEETS When I was young, my mother would not let me get my ears pierced because I used to get into too many...
KELLY HU Until I got married, when I used to go out, my mother said good bye to me as though I was emigrating...
THORA HIRD Rodney lived across the street from me. I used to talk to him a lot about different things. I would ...
LADAINIAN TOMLINSON My mother used to say, "He who angers you, conquers you!" But my mother was a saint.
ELIZABETH KENNY I think he's a great player. I can't speak for Brad, but I think if it would be me, it'd be motivati...
BRAD JOHNSON I had a suit made for me when I was five. It was double-breasted, mohair and purple. My mother was v...
OZWALD BOATENG My mother used to sit at the foot of my bed, and she would share her dreams with me.
LIZ MURRAY I remember my mother had this deck of cards that her mother had given her and that she passed on to ...
DAVID BLAINE I used to cry myself to sleep wishing I was ugly because of the way men leered at and disrespected m...
EVANGELINE LILLY I've always had an affinity with women. It probably started with my mother when I was young, but...
MARIO TESTINO I was never a bright student, potentially never good at dramatics; I was sometimes given one-line ro...
RANBIR KAPOOR I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
PAMELA ANDERSON That threw me off. I didn't realize I was behind the second line until I started to shoot but I was ...
AVERY WRIGHT My dad used to ignore me when I was a kid. He couldn't stand my voice, so he just used to ignore...
ALISON GOLDFRAPP I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to ch...
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ANEURIN BARNARD I have a brother younger than me. My mother was a librarian, so from her, I got the taste to read.
SHIMON PERES My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I wa...
DANE COOK I'm used to very strong women because my mother was particularly strong, and my father was away ...
RIDLEY SCOTT What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and d...
ANNE MCCAFFREY I had a very difficult relationship with my mother. She used to wake me up in the middle of the nigh...
MARINA ABRAMOVIC My jump shot was on at the beginning. I came out, shot a couple, and coach told me, 'Don't settle.' ...
DONTAYE DRAPER My coach saw I was hitting in the first quarter, so he just told me to keep shooting. My shot was fa...
JUSTIN ARTHUR I have a lot of people in caucus who gave me their support. I know from discussions with them that t...
NEIL LEBLANC My sisters used to learn dance, and I used to stand behind them and dance. So my guruji suggested th...
MADHURI DIXIT I love for the crowd to feed off me, and I try to make my teammates feed off me.
NATE ROBINSON I don't think they slowed down Rodney tonight, I think Rodney slowed Rodney. I don't think he was as...
CHARLES GIVENS My mother refused to let me fail. So I insisted.
WALKER PERCY My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
EMO PHILIPS I used to steal my father's cologne, and it was so strong. My mother would always know when I di...
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CHRIS ROCK I heard stories from my mother's mother who was an American Indian. She was spiritual, although ...
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OSCAR NIEMEYER My mother used to tell me about vibrations. I didn't really understand too much of what that meant w...
BRIAN WILSON My teammates were setting great screens, and I was coming off with a lot of space. So they were tell...
MARTELL WEBSTER My mother enjoyed acting as well with my father, who used to direct her in plays at his regiment. My...
AJAY MEHTA Since (the mother dog) was hungry herself, she could only feed (the puppies) a short time. So the pu...
JAN SMITH I used to say that if something happened to my mother, I wanted to die with her. That's because ...
STEVIE WONDER It's very upsetting. I was looking forward to playing against Rodney and being out there with him ag...
LADAINIAN TOMLINSON She drove right through the back of the garage. We always used to say my dad was never bored with my...
BRIDGET IDTENSOHN My daughter Gabby very kindly once said that she thinks I was a better mother because I was doing a ...
DONNA KARAN My mother thinks I am the best. And I was raised to always believe what my mother tells me.
DIEGO MARADONA My stepfather met my mother when I was seven years old, and he was a guitar player. So he caught me ...
GEORGE BENSON My father used to sing to me in my mother's womb. I think I can name about any tune in two beats...
YANCY BUTLER I was always very shy but my older brother, Darryl, was working and my mother couldn't leave me home...
DWAYNE HICKMAN When he brought it to me four years ago, Rodney King had just arrived, I was involved in the clean-u...
KATHRYN BIGELOW ... My mother, daroga, my poor, unhappy mother would never... let me kiss her... She used to run awa...
GASTON LEROUX My parents separated soon after I was born, so I left Helsinki when I was a year old. My mother took...
GEORGE GAYNES I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.
AHMET ZAPPA My mother used to tell me about vibrations. I didn't really understand too much of what that mea...
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RASHID JOHNSON My mother was incredibly strict, especially when we moved to New York. Compared with most of the Ame...
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LUCY PUNCH After the shot he was behind me, but just before the shot he was interfering with me. I couldn't mov...
HENRIK LUNDQVIST I had a very distant relationship with my father. It was always just me and my mother. It was a shat...
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DAVE BRUBECK I used to feed spiders in the hedgerow where my grandmother used to live. I used to spend hours just...
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JOHN CALIPARI I was my mother's favorite, and she'd help me with everything.
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TWINKLE KHANNA Everything that went on in my life... it was super important for me to have Camden first. And by tha...
VANESSA LACHEY Kids threw rocks at me, told me I was ugly and left death threats in my locker.
KEVYN AUCOIN I was raised by my great-great aunt. I was adopted within our family. My mother had me when she was,...
ERIC DICKERSON I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.
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ZAYN MALIK I think our findings are just one more reason to breast-feed, and to breast-feed for as long as a mo...
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RODNEY CARNEY I played against him in basketball tournaments back in New York, prep school, anything you can name ...
RODNEY EPPERSON The energy of college football rivals that of a live performance for me. I am an extremely analytica...
RODNEY ATKINS People look at me like I should have been like Malcolm X or Martin Luther King or Rosa Parks. I shou...
RODNEY KING I won some genetic lottery. I always happened to be strangely good at mathematics in my head. I just...
RODNEY BROOKS She took a great angle. We've been stressing that. Early on in the season we weren't taking great an...
RODNEY TAYLOR The great myth that many social scientists want to encourage is that there is an incompatibility bet...
RODNEY STARK Well, he's a fiery guy. He's very competitive. He's high-spirited, he's emotional. ... I guess he's ...
RODNEY HARRISON We have to accept that we are just machines. That's certainly what modern molecular biology says...
RODNEY BROOKS We cannot let these sounds [find] and over-excite a sympathetic resonance.
RODNEY ROCHA The most glaringly obvious fact about the present case is the significant media and public interest ...
RODNEY MELVILLE I couldn't live here. The real estate is too high.
RODNEY CARNEY Do you want me to shut the trial down this afternoon? ... You are not to engage in this kind of inte...
RODNEY MELVILLE We as taxpayers have put in well over $12 to $15 billion of investment in a repository for high-leve...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN Let me make it clear: I support health care reform. I just don't support Nancy Pelosi's vers...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I think it's better to wear outfits because everyone has on the same thing.
RODNEY HUGHES I don't see how you can grow as a world without being able to get along with people. So many peo...
RODNEY KING Hands-on experience is the best way to learn about all the interdisciplinary aspects of robotics.
RODNEY BROOKS I saw my hometown burning that day.
RODNEY KING The purpose of the 'Way Forward Group' is simply to do, in a formal way, what the royal family in Br...
RODNEY BARKER The current sleaze scandal is potentially very, very damaging indeed for the government, because the...
RODNEY BARKER If you look at almost any prominent political thinking intellectual these days, they have all moved ...
RODNEY BARKER This is purely an intellectual endeavor.
RODNEY MARTIN 'It's Alright, Ma' would be the prototype for that tune, I freely admit, ... When I was 12 years old...
RODNEY CROWELL I kicked it in full gear on the last lap, and ran it in like 52 seconds.
RODNEY OYLER The only place for women in football is making the tea at half-time.
RODNEY MARSH ...but we know better now, don't we?
RODNEY LOVELL So maybe with the research robots that are out there, people will come up with ways to use them to t...
RODNEY BROOKS The Keystone pipeline is one of those things that's sort of a political driver. And mostly, the ...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' T...
RODNEY ATKINS Our external experiences are what make us different. Our internal systems are what make us the same.
RODNEY LOVELL Judge yourself fairly. Sentence yourself lightly. Pardon yourself often.
RODNEY LOVELL An infinitesimal illumination is most valuable in the darkest room.
RODNEY LOVELL Sometimes a significant truth is found in a simple sentence.
RODNEY LOVELL