Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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RODNEY DANGERFIELD I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.
JIM GAFFIGAN Now I look like Rodney Dangerfield. He wasn't too bad looking when he was younger.
BILL PETERSON My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly to...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD He said, Yeah, I know.
KARLA WHETZEL My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugl...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I was so proud of Rodney Carney today. It would be so easy for Rodney to play for himself right now....
JOHN CALIPARI He said he wanted to help me, ... He said he would give me $2,000 to make a movie!
ERIC KHOO A dragon for a familiar!" Trom exclaimed.
"That's what I said to her or close to it anywa...
JENNIFER PRIESTER And I asked my mother about it; I said, 'Is there something wrong?' She said, 'God... Go...
RICHARD DAWSON Oh yeah... I know where we are going.... now making me to get angry... and to make me say stuff whic...
DEYTH BANGER When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That...
GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER I fought a boxer who everybody said I couldn't beat - Sugar Ray Leonard. They said he was faster...
ROBERTO DURAN Just the other day he told me Dougie Walters had phoned. I thought, 'that's good' and he said, 'yeah...
DENNIS LILLEE I liked the fact he picked up the phone to call, ... It let me know he wanted me to be here. I said,...
BRIAN GRANT When I first saw him, he asked me if I had enjoyed it in Boston. I said, ?Yeah, you too.
ANDY MARTE I wanted to thank you," I said.
She wrinkled her nose and squinted like I'd said something funn...
RANSOM RIGGS My dad gave me a present once,” Nico said. “It was a zombie.” Reyna stared at him. “What?
RICK RIORDAN I did bless him at the end of our conversation. I said to him, 'Do you want the forgiveness of God?'...
JOSEPH TOWLE You bit de Quincey," he said. "You fool. He's a vampire. You know what it means to bite a vampire." ...
CASSANDRA CLARE Did you know," he said slowly, "That Victor Dashkov is sitting on your bed?"
"Yeah," I said. "I...
RICHELLE MEAD Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings.
...
JAMES PATTERSON I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD God never said it would be easy .... He just said He would go with me.
J.G. HOLLAND April watched the rain a beat. “You need a lift to California, and you need money to do that. I’...
RENEE BLOSSOM Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?"
"Yeah," Percy said. "He sla...
RICK RIORDAN How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said "How flexible are you?"...
TIM VINE I asked, 'Was it your voice?' and he said, 'yeah', ... And I said, 'Do you think it could be your th...
JAMES BALLENGER When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'th...
GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER When I was young, I said to God, god, tell me the mystery of the universe. But God answered, that ...
GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER I was invited to photograph Hollywood. They asked me what I would like to photograph. I said, Ugly m...
IMOGEN CUNNINGHAM So how’s it going?”
“Okay. Glad to be home, I guess. Gus told me you were in the ICU?”<...
JOHN GREEN Cool" Leo said. "I always wanted a sister who could beat me up.
RICK RIORDAN I want to compete and want to beat him, but he also helps me out a lot. I play very comfortably when...
ANDY BENSON We're the Rodney Dangerfield of the league. Nobody knows who we are.
STEVE TAYLOR I got nervous when I didn't know where we were. I was so scared that he was going to kill me. He sai...
GLORIA LOPEZ And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for com...
ROBERT KLEIN Very ugly things were said about me.
CARLY FIORINA Oh, hey, Claire,” she said, and blinked. “Where are you going?”
“Funeral,” Shane said...
RACHEL CAINE My dad gave me a present once,' Nico said. 'It was a zombie.'
Reyna stared at him. 'What?' RICK RIORDAN He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He...
ARTHUR GODFREY What did I say? Let me think. I just said, good game. That was it. It wasn't too profound. He said t...
ANTHONY GONZALEZ It scared the crap out of me, ... I immediately said, 'My God, I have to call a mandatory evacuation...
RAY NAGIN If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
CRAIG FERGUSON Something inside of me just said 'Hey, wait a minute, I want to beat him,' and I just took off.
STEVE ROLAND PREFONTAINE When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us ...
ILKA CHASE My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I worked as a bartender and cook before I met Craig. He took me under his wing and has never let me ...
CHEF MICHAEL COURY I went down with my guitar and sat on his steps until he got there. And when he got there I introduc...
JOHNNY CASH A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I ...
RED SKELTON They say I should stay away from you,” I said. “They said you’re not good for me.”
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KASSANDRA CROSS Thank you,” I said, turning around a little so I could talk to him. “You’re a good friend.”<...
MONICA ALEXANDER He called me and said he loved me. I just lost it.
DAMON ARCHIBALD God,' he said, 'I have to have you.'
'Take me. Own me. Use me. Pick a verb. Just please.'
...
C.D. REISS My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so......
MITCH HEDBERG Ah forever!" I said. "I have such a love of that word, forever."
"Yes, it is a timeless word," ...
ANNE RICE Oh, God," I said.
"No, it's Dexter," he replied, offering me his hand, which I ignored.
He...
SARAH DESSEN He came by and said, 'Yeah, I heard you stood Les up,' ... I said, 'I didn't stand him up, he stood ...
KATHY MILES he says. ''It was one of those ponds that are stocked with fish. He told me not to bring any live ba...
TED WILLIAMS It was not the thought that I was so unloved that froze me. I had taught myself to do without love.<...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. I never said to be like me, I say be yourself and make a difference.
MARILYN MANSON Jesus tapped me on the shoulder and said, Bob, why are you resisting me? I said, I'm not resisting y...
BOB DYLAN So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flex...
TIM VINE Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 ho...
DAVID LETTERMAN Something inside of me just said 'Hey, wait a minute, I want to beat him,' and I just took o...
STEVE PREFONTAINE I think he's a great player. I can't speak for Brad, but I think if it would be me, it'd be motivati...
BRAD JOHNSON Before you make a decision," he said, "I want you to know that I love you.
MEGAN WHALEN TURNER When people told me I will never make it, I listened to the one person who said I could: me.
LILY CHATTERJEE Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with ...
DAVID LETTERMAN Well, God has boxed me in, ... He said that even if I fail, I have no choice.
JANET HARRIS i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL He never said "Don't tell your mama." He never had to say it. I did not know how to tell anyone what...
DOROTHY ALLISON Is that what he said? ... Don't make sense to me.
DON TURNER In 1964, when Lee Iacocca said, 'Shelby, I want you to make a sports car out of the Mustang,'...
CARROLL SHELBY You know what truth is? [...] It's some crazy thing my neighbor believes. If I want to make friends ...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. He asked me if I was really 14, I said yeah, really, just curious. Do you like older guys? I think o...
ANDREW WHITE He said he's got something really heavy for me to do. He said he would give me a blank, signed check...
FRANK MINUCCI Shit,” he said. “That was awkward as hell to witness.”
“True dat,” Keira murmured. JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT I don't care," Clary said. "He'd do it for me. Tell me he wouldn't. If I were missing-"
"He'd ...
CASSANDRA CLARE He asked me, 'Who are you?' I said, 'I don't know, can you please tell me who am I?' He had no answe...
TANMAYA GURU I hope you don't really see yourself that way," I said.
He turned to look at me and narrowed hi...
KATIE ALENDER You look like hell,' he said to me in a low voice.
'Gee, Dax, don’t coat it with honey....
MARIA V. SNYDER So," he said as we turned onto the main road, the muffler rattling, "I've been thinking."
"Yeah...
SARAH DESSEN I never said to be like me, I say to be like you and make a difference.
MARILYN MANSON Megan, I love you,. I will always love you."
I swallowed hard.
"Scared?" He asked.
"Y...
ELIZABETH CHANDLER My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, s...
MITCH HEDBERG Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said:
I am not commanding you, but I ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me.
NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the...
NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on...
HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them.
HARPER LEE I think it was a little bit unfair for me because I didn't know what was going on. For (Brown) to co...
CARMELO ANTHONY What he showed me at first scared me, ... He showed me his swatches, and I just turned and made a fa...
EUGENE RICHARDS Yeah, me and Q-Tip is cool outside of the business, but you know, within the business sometimes it c...
PHIFE DAWG When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving....
STEPHEN WRIGHT Rob Jackson said to me, 'do you know why I'm here?' And I said, 'yes,' it must be the bankruptcy.
EDWARD KARABACK We are born different to make a difference.
LISA R. REYNOLDS Jem shook his head. "You bit de Quincey" he said. "You fool. He's a VAMPIRE"
"I had no ch...
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RODNEY TENTION He's the best in the business. He's a beast. We miss his leadership. We miss his smile. We miss his ...
RODNEY HARRISON I turned around and I saw him down and I just started praying for him because you never want to see ...
RODNEY HARRISON I don't anticipate any problems. Eric's been in the system. We love both of those guys to death. We ...
RODNEY HARRISON There's nothing easy about winning a game in the National Football League, let alone winning a champ...
RODNEY HARRISON We're not defending anything, because we don't have anything. (This) is a new season, just like 2005...
RODNEY HARRISON It's very hard. You see the score and you want to slack up. But you can't because Cal is on the side...
RODNEY CARNEY I played against him in basketball tournaments back in New York, prep school, anything you can name ...
RODNEY EPPERSON The energy of college football rivals that of a live performance for me. I am an extremely analytica...
RODNEY ATKINS People look at me like I should have been like Malcolm X or Martin Luther King or Rosa Parks. I shou...
RODNEY KING I won some genetic lottery. I always happened to be strangely good at mathematics in my head. I just...
RODNEY BROOKS She took a great angle. We've been stressing that. Early on in the season we weren't taking great an...
RODNEY TAYLOR The great myth that many social scientists want to encourage is that there is an incompatibility bet...
RODNEY STARK Well, he's a fiery guy. He's very competitive. He's high-spirited, he's emotional. ... I guess he's ...
RODNEY HARRISON We have to accept that we are just machines. That's certainly what modern molecular biology says...
RODNEY BROOKS We cannot let these sounds [find] and over-excite a sympathetic resonance.
RODNEY ROCHA The most glaringly obvious fact about the present case is the significant media and public interest ...
RODNEY MELVILLE I couldn't live here. The real estate is too high.
RODNEY CARNEY Do you want me to shut the trial down this afternoon? ... You are not to engage in this kind of inte...
RODNEY MELVILLE We as taxpayers have put in well over $12 to $15 billion of investment in a repository for high-leve...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN Let me make it clear: I support health care reform. I just don't support Nancy Pelosi's vers...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I think it's better to wear outfits because everyone has on the same thing.
RODNEY HUGHES I don't see how you can grow as a world without being able to get along with people. So many peo...
RODNEY KING Hands-on experience is the best way to learn about all the interdisciplinary aspects of robotics.
RODNEY BROOKS I saw my hometown burning that day.
RODNEY KING The purpose of the 'Way Forward Group' is simply to do, in a formal way, what the royal family in Br...
RODNEY BARKER The current sleaze scandal is potentially very, very damaging indeed for the government, because the...
RODNEY BARKER If you look at almost any prominent political thinking intellectual these days, they have all moved ...
RODNEY BARKER This is purely an intellectual endeavor.
RODNEY MARTIN 'It's Alright, Ma' would be the prototype for that tune, I freely admit, ... When I was 12 years old...
RODNEY CROWELL I kicked it in full gear on the last lap, and ran it in like 52 seconds.
RODNEY OYLER The only place for women in football is making the tea at half-time.
RODNEY MARSH ...but we know better now, don't we?
RODNEY LOVELL So maybe with the research robots that are out there, people will come up with ways to use them to t...
RODNEY BROOKS The Keystone pipeline is one of those things that's sort of a political driver. And mostly, the ...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' T...
RODNEY ATKINS Our external experiences are what make us different. Our internal systems are what make us the same.
RODNEY LOVELL Judge yourself fairly. Sentence yourself lightly. Pardon yourself often.
RODNEY LOVELL An infinitesimal illumination is most valuable in the darkest room.
RODNEY LOVELL Sometimes a significant truth is found in a simple sentence.
RODNEY LOVELL