When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'

We've made it much more costly and risky to come and go crossing the border, and because of that we make it more likely (undocumented immigrants) will spend a longer time in the U.S. and settle permanently here.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.