Chelsea Peretti quote: "When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to make decisive 'best' answers on what the 'best' of something is."

So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers...
CHELSEA PERETTI

I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-of...
CHELSEA PERETTI

I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom alwa...
CHELSEA PERETTI

I think that with podcasts, a lot of things are about fostering and having a direct connection with ...
CHELSEA PERETTI

When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don&...
CHELSEA PERETTI

I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-...
CHELSEA PERETTI

I performed after 9/11 for relief workers down by Ground Zero. There were these men just coming back...
CHELSEA PERETTI

I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much...
CHELSEA PERETTI

Sometimes when I'm nervous, that's when the most interesting things happen.
CHELSEA PERETTI

I'm Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.
CHELSEA PERETTI

Working on 'Parks' was like heaven because everyone there was just intimidatingly intelligen...
CHELSEA PERETTI

It's hard to bury your head in Los Angeles. People come up to you and say, 'Hey, I saw your ...
CHELSEA PERETTI

I really want to interview Larry David.
CHELSEA PERETTI

On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof th...
CHELSEA PERETTI

'Chels-emojis' are in the works. I use emojis heavily in life, and I think a lot of people d...
CHELSEA PERETTI

We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung ...
CHELSEA PERETTI

People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced ...
CHELSEA PERETTI

It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usu...
CHELSEA PERETTI

It's pretty satisfying to use an image when you don't have a great articulate response. And ...
CHELSEA PERETTI

I'm a typical Capricorn. I'm hardworking, loyal, sometimes stubborn, and I don't believe...
JONAH PERETTI

When you are making a movie, there are a zillion cooks in the kitchen, and you don't always get ...
FRANK PERETTI

I think a lot about how ideas spread, how information spreads, why is it that something you're r...
JONAH PERETTI

I can hold a cup of sake on a full moon in Japan, and the reflection of the moon in that little cup ...
ELSA PERETTI

There's a reason evolution is a hot-button issue. It's not just a matter of science, either....
FRANK PERETTI

I always write in pencil, so I can erase.
ELSA PERETTI

I'm just a slow writer. I'm picky and careful and fastidious.
FRANK PERETTI

We have a God who loves us. We are in the palm of his hand. He doesn't leave us, and He doesn...
FRANK PERETTI

I hate that impeccable, perfectly perfect look, all matched and prearranged.
ELSA PERETTI

I thought we were a little nervous. It was a quiet bus ride, but (Queensbury's first goal) was a wak...
WALT PERETTI

Mormons know that it's not enough to practise your religion - you also have to spread your relig...
JONAH PERETTI

A big diamond necklace is nouveau riche, really. People who have wealth a long time don't wear s...
ELSA PERETTI

Moviemaking is just really neat, and I really like doing that. I'd like to get into it more, but...
FRANK PERETTI

Generally, my notes and outlines comprise more words than my novels. I suppose that's one reason...
FRANK PERETTI

I became very timid, very retreating. I wouldn't talk to anybody. I didn't look you in the e...
FRANK PERETTI

One of the things that is counterintuitive about BuzzFeed is that there's not a natural corollar...
JONAH PERETTI

My earlier books, 'The Oath,' 'This Present Darkness' were pretty straight adventure...
FRANK PERETTI

I am jewelry and objects together. This is the Elsa Peretti name to me. It is a very good balance fo...
ELSA PERETTI

It's important that all my friends have verified Twitter accounts. The blue checkmark makes me f...
JONAH PERETTI

I wanted to write a novel where the meaning is in the story and characters and the subliminal, in th...
FRANK PERETTI

First of all, I was a good Christian kid. My mom and dad taught me never to fight. So I never fought...
FRANK PERETTI

I would like to get married, but it must be a man who is part of my work, or me part of his.
ELSA PERETTI

I like to do things that are classic.
ELSA PERETTI

People surround themselves in their houses with things they don't really need, that they have to...
ELSA PERETTI

Bird cages are nothing of incredible value, but I like them.
ELSA PERETTI

What I want is not to become a status symbol, but to give beauty at a price.
ELSA PERETTI

I keep my hair gray, so I like silver and platinum. For women who dye their hair, they can wear what...
ELSA PERETTI

For me, to put together my museum and all my remembrances was a big effort mentally, physically and ...
ELSA PERETTI

I don't have the feeling that I need to add a lot to my collection, because I have an incredibly...
ELSA PERETTI

The production must be faithful to the line. If the production fails, my work fails.
ELSA PERETTI

I like Yorkshire Tea - very strong and English.
ELSA PERETTI

Most of the time, I'm in the country, and the jewelry I wear I can wear in the country.
ELSA PERETTI

I can't copy nature.
ELSA PERETTI

I am a bull. I am Taurus. My will is awful. If I like something, there is nothing else. I was a pain...
ELSA PERETTI

I was a baby when I began, but I knew exactly what I wanted to wear myself. I became a jewelry desig...
ELSA PERETTI

Good design for the home should be universal. A house should be like old shoes, comfortable, like a ...
ELSA PERETTI

A lot of designers still have nostalgia for the past. As for the furniture in the future, I hope the...
ELSA PERETTI

I like to push myself to achieve a certain quality, eliminate the excess detail. I always want a hig...
ELSA PERETTI

A good book or movie or screenplay should be emotionally satisfying. When they're done, you want...
FRANK PERETTI

The Gospel can stand up to scrutiny.
FRANK PERETTI

Kids are not going to sit and read a slow-paced book. Neither are adults.
FRANK PERETTI

The claws of Truth were painful. The lies tore away like scabs, and John bled there for hours, stifl...
FRANK E. PERETTI

Spirit, who are you?' Andy demanded.
Bobby remained silent, his entire body strained, his lips ...
FRANK E. PERETTI

let's be honest: ignoring is acting, and nothing more - acting as though the words, or actions of yo...
FRANK E. PERETTI

Staying alive is nice, but you can’t do that forever. It’s how you live the life you have while ...
FRANK E. PERETTI

Comfort can be a dangerous thing. You stick around home all the time where it’s safe and nothing e...
FRANK E. PERETTI

Sin is the Monster we love to deny. It is crouching at the door and it wants you, but you must overc...
FRANK E. PERETTI

I'm here, Satan," he said. "I can't see you, and maybe you can move faster than I can, but I'm still...
FRANK E. PERETTI

Tal was looking at Hank when he said, "Just a moment. I want to hear it one more time."
As they...
FRANK E. PERETTI

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.
CHELSEA HANDLER

The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it'...
CHELSEA HANDLER

You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big b...
CHELSEA HANDLER

When my father announced his campaign for president on Oct. 3, 1991, I had already cast my vote in f...
CHELSEA CLINTON

There's something about the Pacific Northwest, the scale of it, and the fact that not so long ag...
CHELSEA CAIN

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.
CHELSEA HANDLER

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do t...
CHELSEA HANDLER

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good...
CHELSEA HANDLER

While watching the revelry in the Barn, I'd had an epiphany. Parties weren't just about who was who ...
CHELSEA SEDOTI

Unfortunately, it seems to me that when it comes to issues affecting the trans community, most peopl...
CHELSEA MANNING

Suffrage is not a right afforded to everyone. Rather, voting is a privilege in the United States - a...
CHELSEA MANNING

Wear an unusual accessory to complete your outfit.
CHELSEA LEYLAND

I've always been incredibly proud of both of my parents and proud of the work I had done private...
CHELSEA CLINTON

My grandmother, who passed away at the beginning of November, had a core adage in her life that '...
CHELSEA CLINTON

I hope telling stories though 'Making a Difference' - as in my academic work and nonprofit w...
CHELSEA CLINTON

The best thing about being a DJ is making people happy. There is nothing like seeing people get up f...
CHELSEA LEYLAND

Patriotism is often the cry extolled when morally questionable acts are advocated by those in power....
CHELSEA MANNING

I've been a huge fan of Marc Jacobs for many, many years, even going back to when I was wearing ...
CHELSEA MANNING

Having a birthday around the holidays was never easy and, with every successive year, it felt more a...
CHELSEA MANNING

My mother has often said that the issue of women is the unfinished business of the 21st century. Tha...
CHELSEA CLINTON

I believe that engaging in the political process is part of being a good person.
CHELSEA CLINTON

Oxford is wonderful. I'm having a great time. We do go out, but I still try to spend most of my ...
CHELSEA CLINTON

I certainly believe that all of my friends should have the right, as Marc and I did, to marry their ...
CHELSEA CLINTON

There's something else that my mother taught me, public service is about service. And, as her da...
CHELSEA CLINTON

I hope to make a positive, productive contribution, as cheesy as that may sound.
CHELSEA CLINTON

As a kid, I was pretty obsessed with dinosaurs and the day that my parents took me to Dinosaur Natio...
CHELSEA CLINTON

We need Hollywood to make movies and television shows about sexy female engineers.
CHELSEA CLINTON

My dad had always been a big decaf coffee drinker. But my mom had always been more of a tea drinker....
CHELSEA CLINTON

My earliest memory is my mom picking me up after I had fallen down, giving me a big hug and reading ...
CHELSEA CLINTON

And every day that I spend as Charlotte and Aiden's mother, I think about my own mother, my wond...
CHELSEA CLINTON

For most of my life, I did deliberately lead a private life and inadvertently led a public life.
CHELSEA CLINTON

People recognize me. Most people are really nice. Sometimes people say, 'Hi, Chelsea.'
CHELSEA CLINTON

Changing laws and changing the political dialogue, while necessary, is insufficient to ensure that b...
CHELSEA CLINTON

I had seen people who had lost everything and everyone they loved to war, famine, and natural disast...
CHELSEA CLINTON

At the fourth grade level, girls at the same percentages of boys say they're interested in caree...
CHELSEA CLINTON

We have to do whatever we can to ensure that no child dies of diarrhea.
CHELSEA CLINTON

Role models really matter. It's hard to imagine yourself as something you don't see.
CHELSEA CLINTON

Determination gets you a long way.
CHELSEA CLINTON

Millennials regularly draw ire for their cell phone usage. They're mobile natives, having come o...
CHELSEA CLINTON

I love the fact that we are surrounded by this spectacular natural beauty that routinely strikes us ...
CHELSEA CAIN

That's who my mom is. She's a listener and a doer. She's a woman driven by compassion, b...
CHELSEA CLINTON

We need women who are at the head of a boardroom, like at the head of the White House, at the head o...
CHELSEA CLINTON

Gender presentation should reflect the person that you are. When you lose control of your gender pre...
CHELSEA MANNING

When I say that I went to grad school in Iowa City, people often assume that I went to the famed wri...
CHELSEA CAIN

When I chose to disclose classified information, I did so out of a love for my country and a sense o...
CHELSEA MANNING

I want to educate people and deliver news that isn't just surrounded by Charlie Sheen. I'd l...
CHELSEA HANDLER

As a young queer kid growing up, I explored my identity through the Chicago and Washington, D.C., cl...
CHELSEA MANNING

I hope that my children will someday be as proud of me as I am of my mom. I am so grateful to be her...
CHELSEA CLINTON

I do really well in the traditional board games: Backgammon, Checkers.
CHELSEA CLINTON

If I could perform on stage with any musical act or performer, it would be Sugar Ray, just to fulfil...
CHELSEA KANE

I have traveled a fair amount, and I have visited some great cities. I love architecture and museums...
CHELSEA CAIN

The fight for justice for the transgender community is largely invisible to our fellow citizens, des...
CHELSEA MANNING

The insecurity that comes from being behind bars with, at best, imperfect oversight makes us all fee...
CHELSEA MANNING

Millennials are often portrayed as apathetic, disinterested, tuned out and selfish. None of those ad...
CHELSEA CLINTON

The evidence is overwhelming that it should be deemed as such: solitary confinement in the U.S. is a...
CHELSEA MANNING

My parents always asked me what I thought, listened to my opinions, articulated their diagnoses of o...
CHELSEA CLINTON

I never considered myself a supermodel or anything like that. I mean, I don't think I'm ugly...
CHELSEA HANDLER

The first sort of big present I remember getting from Santa Claus was quite a small telescope that I...
CHELSEA CLINTON

We're seeking out such grossness in human behavior and want such mindless entertainment. 'Th...
CHELSEA HANDLER

The wounding legacy of segregation and growing up knowing adults who had worked for civil rights and...
CHELSEA CLINTON

Every day at some point I encounter some sort of anti-American feeling.
CHELSEA CLINTON

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ridiculous-looking - especially her. They're so strange and cha...
CHELSEA HANDLER

She couldn't get that a wanted a car that was a little broken. When something starts out perfect, it...
CHELSEA SEDOTI

While incarcerated, I had no bank statements, no bills, no credit history. In our interconnected wor...
CHELSEA MANNING

In the years preceding my imprisonment, I worked as a software programmer, designing and developing ...
CHELSEA MANNING

The one place I never felt at all comfortable in the military was in private circles of conversation...
CHELSEA MANNING

I have always maintained a strong opposition to marriage because I would have to be in serious denia...
CHELSEA HANDLER

It was Valentine's Day and I had spent the day in bed with my life partner, Ketel One. The two of us...
CHELSEA HANDLER

Jennifer Aniston is one of the most down-to-earth, low-key people I know.
CHELSEA HANDLER

I find the fact that more than 750,000 children still die every year around the world because of sev...
CHELSEA CLINTON

I'm a devilish kind of person, but I embrace it. I don't try to fight it. It's proven ve...
CHELSEA HANDLER

I do not think that Caitlyn Jenner's transition was easy. Coming out and transitioning as a publ...
CHELSEA MANNING

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around...
CHELSEA HANDLER

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
CHELSEA HANDLER

Stand-up was my entree into the entertainment world. I didn't have to act out somebody else'...
CHELSEA HANDLER

I have never thought of my life as being an enigma.
CHELSEA CLINTON

I think our older people on our team will play a great role on our team this season. We graduated fi...
CHELSEA BAKER

The love that comes from friendship is the underlying facet of a happy life.
CHELSEA HANDLER

Jordan sounded like she had really lost the plot, and the only thing I can put it down to is hormone...
CHELSEA JOHNSON

I love vintage shopping in flea markets, vintage stores and even Ebay.
CHELSEA LEYLAND

My husband and I were excited about having a kid - it was having a baby that had us worried. We had ...
CHELSEA CAIN

I grew up in Washington State and then eventually found my way back to Iowa City for grad school.
CHELSEA CAIN

I've always been more interested in what happens after the bad thing has happened - the fallout ...
CHELSEA CAIN

Anyone who's married to Mariah Carey - I'm pretty sure - doesn't have a great sense of h...
CHELSEA HANDLER

Don't think about anything for too long. Even if it's off-the-wall, go for it. You'll ha...
CHELSEA HANDLER

I'm not trying to be a role model to kids, because I don't have any children, but I do think...
CHELSEA HANDLER

Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food.
CHELSEA CLINTON

When I was younger, I was shy. I was overweight. I wore glasses. I got teased a lot, I grew up watch...
CHELSEA COOLEY

I do think about marriage, but it's not the end-all goal.
CHELSEA HANDLER

The U.S. needs legislation to protect the public's right to free speech and a free press, to pro...
CHELSEA MANNING

I cannot be Mary Hart - or even worse, Samantha Harris - and stand there with my hip out talking abo...
CHELSEA HANDLER

We can work to get queer and trans people out of the prisons and jails and off the streets, and to i...
CHELSEA MANNING

As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always t...
CHELSEA HANDLER

Shortly after arriving at a makeshift military jail at Camp Arifjan, Kuwait, in May 2010, I was plac...
CHELSEA MANNING

I spent a lot of time denying the idea that I could be gay or trans to myself. From the ages of 14 t...
CHELSEA MANNING

I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.
CHELSEA HANDLER

A doctor, a judge, or a piece of paper shouldn't have the power to tell someone who he or she is...
CHELSEA MANNING

being extraordinary is overrated.
CHELSEA SEDOTI

It's an unbelievable feeling. There's no words to describe how good this feeling feels right now.
CHELSEA MCTIGUE

I just go up to bat and try to stay relaxed, not get tense and swing.
CHELSEA BAKER

I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.
CHELSEA HANDLER

If Congress will pass a plan that gives real, voluntary Medicare prescription drug coverage ... then...
CHELSEA CLINTON

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.
CHELSEA HANDLER

If you talk about Lindsay Lohan for four or five days a week, you really can't bear to talk abou...
CHELSEA HANDLER

Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.
CHELSEA HANDLER

Gretchen Lowell was beautiful in a very grown-up way, in a sophisticated, confident way. It was more...
CHELSEA CAIN

She was a beautiful girl, but the lack of any spark dampened her prettiness.
CHELSEA CAIN

I started my own business because my parents had no dowry for me, and I was worried. I ran it from t...
CHELSEA HANDLER

I think if you're gonna do something as silly and lighthearted as entertainment, then why not be...
CHELSEA HANDLER

Through their 'Making a Difference' franchise, I am excited to work with NBC News to continu...
CHELSEA CLINTON

I´ve learned about being able to accept myself with diabetes, and I´ve learned a lot about the di...
CHELSEA JOHNSON

I can´t remember life without diabetes, ... It´s part of me and I´ve accepted it. I didn´t thin...
CHELSEA JOHNSON

I can't remember life without diabetes. It's part of me and I've accepted it. I didn't think twice a...
CHELSEA JOHNSON

Jordan was yelling 'I don't want you to go anywhere near him'. I thought it was a joke and started l...
CHELSEA JOHNSON

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe ca...
CHELSEA HANDLER

We went to a Barnes and Noble, where I picked up an unauthorized
biography of M.C. Hammer, and ...
CHELSEA HANDLER

I had always dreamed of being a professional escort but never thought that there was any real money ...
CHELSEA HANDLER

There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose....
CHELSEA HANDLER

Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jump...
CHELSEA HANDLER

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger...
CHELSEA HANDLER

I don't like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned.
CHELSEA HANDLER

Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the firs...
CHELSEA HANDLER

I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters
CHELSEA HANDLER

It's not the concept of marriage I have a problem with. I'd like to get married too. A couple times....
CHELSEA HANDLER

We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing ...
CHELSEA HANDLER

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.
CHELSEA HANDLER

I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.
CHELSEA HANDLER

I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush sp...
CHELSEA HANDLER

Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor' -- always fun to be around b...
CHELSEA HANDLER

I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
CHELSEA HANDLER

He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her...
CHELSEA HANDLER

I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.
CHELSEA HANDLER

When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to make decisive 'best' answers on what the 'best' of something is.

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When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to make decisive 'best' answers on what the 'best' of something is.

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