When it comes to love, the English language bears no shortage of cliches.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

If the word 'No' was removed from the English language, Ian Paisley would be speechless.

English, although the official language of Nigeria, was a formal language with which strangers and non-relatives addressed you. It had the potency of digging craters between you and your friends or relatives if one of you switched to using it.

The Divinity could be invoked as well in the English language as in the French.

If Bengali is my mother, then English is my father and friend.