When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem

The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be