Whenever anyone says, 'theoretically,' they really mean, 'not really.'.

People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'.

There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them.

The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it.

A satellite has no conscience.

A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.